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This blonde walks into the barber shop and asks the barber if he does perms. The barber, noticing how incredibly beautiful she was, said "Of course I do perms, but I must insist you take off your headphones first." The blonde refused and the barber had no choice but to obey her request to leave them on. So the blonde sits down in the barber chair and the barber starts the perm. About half way through the process the blonde falls asleep. The barber loving the fact that this beautiful woman is in his chair decides to take off the headphones so he can do the perfect perm. So he takes them off and lays them in the counter and proceeds with the perm. A couple minutes later the blonde's lips start turning blue. The barber thought that this was strange but he continued anyways. A few minutes later her whole face was blue and the barber called 911. When the paramedics arrived they pronounced her dead by suffocation. The barber was miffed as to how this could happen. So the paramedics took the blonde away from the barber shop. The barber, being a good barber, went back into the shop and started cleaning up. While cleaning he noticed the woman's headphones on the counter. He decided to pick them up and listen to what the blonde was listening to. When he put them to his ear he heard "Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out."

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