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Joke #6402
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MOODS OF A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.


MOODS OF A MAN

Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.



 

Joke #6392
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Why are guys so good at video games?

It's the eye-hand coordination developed after all those years
of jerking off to Playboy centerfolds.


 

Joke #6393
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What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?

S&M&M.


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Joke #6394
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Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?

They'll never see you coming.


 

Joke #6390
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He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms....
And then he stuffed the turkey.

(What were you thinking you pervert)


 

Joke #6391
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What are the 2 most important holes of a women?

Her nostrils, so that she can breath while giving a blowjob.


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Joke #6389
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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning
her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she
asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you
slept with?"

"Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her
hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven -
then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13....."


 


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