Rules that will be enforced everywhere on the site, along with explanations of the various sections of the site. NEW PEOPLE GO HERE FIRST PLEASE!

See something wrong on the site? Something confusing you on the site? Got a possible suggestion to improve the site?

Morty has a question to ask all of you or maybe just something to announce

We must make MTW the biggest F'n site on the net. Help promote it! Share your ideas and the ways YOU have helped promote MTW.

Any and all contests including Arcade Tournaments will be listed and updated here.

This is another location as to where you can read the rambles if you were to skip past them on the main page of the site.

Occasionally my mind drifts and thinks about some really stupid and pointless stuff. I've decided to attempt typing it out.

Got something to ramble about? We're all ears. Let the words flow!

Post your Flat Morty Stories here

Stories that YOU the MTW Members work together to create!

This is the place for all of your questions to be answered by a specially trained team of Twisted Researchers.

Got a joke? Share it! Want to read some good ones? This is the place!

Looking for something particular on the net? Or maybe somewhere outside the internet? Maybe a fellow member can help you out.

Anything that's Twisted or Weird. Whether it's a story, something you saw, or just a frigen idea in your head.

Anything & Everything that doesn't seem to fit anywhere else.

A section to find the answers to those burning questions that you always wanted to ask any MTW Member that has agreed to be profiled

This section is ONLY to test things out. Not to have full blown threads going on. Need to test something, you do it here.

Got a link to some game on the web you want to share?

Find a news article of some type that's worth sharing? An entertaining ramble of sorts on some other site? Dump it here bitch!

Find a funny-ass or twisted video? Sweet flash file? Dump the link to them in here! We want to see them!

SAFE For Work ONLY links to pages with cool pictures. Whether it be sweet morphed pics, rainbows & unicorns, or CableMonkey with a funny hat. SAFE FOR WORK ONLY!!!!

Find a nice montage of pics that may be Not Safe For Work (NSFW) that you know at least a few of us would want to see? PLEASE MARK YOUR POST TITLE WITH THE LETTERS NSFW WHEN POSTING.

All those videos you find on the net that are NOT SAFE FOR WORK. PLEASE MARK YOUR POST TITLE WITH THE LETTERS NSFW WHEN POSTING. Share them and your thoughts on them. VIDEOS ONLY.

ALL PORN VIDEOS AND PORN PICTURES AND PORN LINKS GO HERE! Since so many of you look at porn on a daily basis, you might as well get it here!

Got a link to something on the net that doesn't fit in these other few categories, DUMP IT HERE!

Got a website? Want some opinions on it from fellow members of MTW? Post a link along with a description of your site and what your goal, if any, is with your site.

This is where YOU can doctor "specific" pics of Morty and come up with wild scenarios and funny scenes.

This is where you can grab anyone's picture that is a member from the site and butcher the hell out of a picture in an art program and post it. This includes pics of MORTY. (Please doctor images of MEMBERS only)

This is where all of you can bash the hell out of CableMonkey since we all love him so. Images, words, whatever! Let loose in here if it's about him.

Image Butchering that is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Meaning dead on visual. Must be FUNNY though!

This is the place for you to display your Macromedia Flash animation skills.

Have a cartoon or drawing you'd like to show off? This is the place!

Photographs that YOU have taken. Whether it's artistic, funny, sick, twisted, or just odd.

Fun little game I discovered on www.Fatwillie.net . Liked it so much I'm doing it here on MTW.

Various song related name games. Join in bitches!!

Various versions of various word games. All requiring all of you to participate. So join in bitches!

Stories of funny ass shit you have done to other people or something that has been done to you.

Crazy, stupid, sad, and/or funny stories about things that happened when you were a little kid.

Stories about things that have happened to you sometime in your life. Other than CHILDHOOD stories which go in the Childhood Stories section.

Stories of getting some, not getting some, or how you almost did and then she had a bigger dick than you.

Anything else that doesn't fit in the other experience categories.

Any type of cartoon that is worthy of showing. Funny, twisted, disgusting, yet must be interesting or enjoyable by the rest of us.

Actual pics of things that have been captured in real life. No doctored stuff, real photos only please.

Various pics that are either real or doctored that are just freak you out or are so damn twisted they are funny.

Put your pics that can be used as bitch slaps against others in here

Post pics of yourself, maybe share a bunch of photos from a recent family trip, etc.

Any other pictures that don't fit into any of the other categories go in here.

Got a succesful meal or dessert or special drink that you've made before? Share the recipe with all of us!

Seen a movie recently? Review it! Let's hear a little something about it and your opinions and recommendations of if we should see it or not.

Tips and Tricks on how to improve your experience and functioning of your PC for both the internet and normal use

Watching something good, start a thread and share, keep it updated and discuss the plot and ongoing storylines

Various pages that are not multiple pages of the same theme.

Things on my To Do List for MTW. You can REPLY only to these items. Suggestions for things should go in the SUGGESTIONS section

Just quick posts stating what I've added, fixed, tweaked or whatever. Just if you're curious and also for me to keep track of what I've done.

Just a compilation of crap that other webmasters can use.