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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Fictionary of Witty Words

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Zeasy
It's easy.
When I was asked whether the job was difficult I replied, "Zeasy, mate!"
Submitted by Greg Slater

Zeebi
A word used to show a feeling of joy.
Zeebi!
Submitted by Duma

Zeesnoristan
Land of sleep.
He nodded off and went to Zeesnoristan.
Submitted by Bill Cox

Zit code
Knowing where your next pimple will appear.
Just by following the simple zit code, I knew that a pimple would appear on the end of my nose.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Zizzasterous
All hell has broken loose; beyond disasterous.
"I got my chem test back...it was zizzasterous."
Submitted by Natalie

Zoiks
An expression of surprise, fear, or both.
Shaggy peeked into the dark room and shouted, "Zoiks!", when the ghost cackled at him.
Submitted by Matthew D. Miller

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Zompumatic
A cross between a zombie and a computer fanatic.
I think my mother likes the computer a little too much, for I fear she's turning into a zompunatic!
Submitted by Nancy L.

Zonkers
WOW!
"Zonkers, that's a big cat!"
Submitted by Nicole

Zoodiac sign
Star-signs for animals.
What zoodiac sign do you think a lion is?
Submitted by Greg Slater

Zoopermarket
A store that sells all sorts of animal food.
If and when I need to buy food for my assorted pets, I go to a zoopermarket.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Zzzlippers
Slippers you forget to slip off before you fall azzleep.
I found my wife azzleep on the couch, and she had left her zzzlippers on again!
Submitted by Greg Slater

Zzzocks
Bed socks.
It was so cold last night, I had to put on my zzzocks to get my feet warm.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Zzzzenophobia
Fear of falling asleep during an event.
The lecture on the "Loneliness of the Polar Explorers" gave me real zzzzenophobia.
Submitted by Erju Ackman

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