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While Traveling
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced
up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized
she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the
seat right beside his..
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip
or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going
to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."Another
popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it
is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential
lover in all categories is the Southern redneck." Suddenly, the woman
became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even
know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends
call me Bubba."
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