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Tis' the Season to be Cramming
Written by Raffman on December 10 2004
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You need these. Finals week is nearly upon most of us, for those of you who are on trimesters, well, you're
the grand exception. You just love being different, don't you? On most college and
university campuses, finals week comes with tons of cramming. Cramming usually means
pulling all-nighters, eating nothing but pizza, and lots of Aderol and Yellow Jackets. I
personally prefer my all-nighters to be au'natural, but that's just me. A couple cases of
Mountain Dew, or liquid caffeine, works just fine for yours truly. From time to time I'll
throw a couple cans of Jolt into the caffeine mix, but those are rare. Rare for a few
reasons, one being that it's just fucking extremely hard to find and two, there's so much
freaking caffeine in a can of that stuff it tastes practically alcoholic. Jolt should only
be used for the most-extreme, and most-dire of circumstances. If you've never experienced Jolt, you're not old enough to be in college. Go watch VH1; I'm sure they talk about it in "I Love the '80s!". God I really hate those shows. But that's an entirely different update which will come soon enough.
To my utter surprise, I still haven't received my HealthStep, and sheer frustration and rage is about to set in. Every day I stare down the Mailman, and he never brings it. I think he's messing with me; that little slut is probably using it for his own pleasure. Damn it, I want to achieve angular-colon nirvana and I want to do it now. If you havent' read my review of the HealthStep, you can check it out here. My review also features my world-exclusive phone interview with the one and only Paris Hilton herself, if you can believe it. I'm still in shock that she knows how to use a cellphone; I didn't know they came with colorful cartoon, pop-up instructions. That and the fact that Nicole Ritchie said, "It's like a vacation for your butt!" They truly are quite the duo. I think if you combined both of them you'd probably get one horrible reality-tv show. Aw crap, that's already been done before, hasn't it.
In local news, we've made some big changes to College Downtime that I think everyone can enjoy. We've added an awesome new Flash Game section, which were adding new ones to each and every day. I've reviewed and uploaded two new movie reviews as well, one for the horror thriller SAW, directed by , and the other for Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason. Stop laughing. Seriously, stop laughing. While mostly males do make up the majority of College Downtime's user demograhics, we still have to present content that the women will enjoy and stick around for. While I personally didn't enjoy the movie all that much, my girlfriend did, and so will yours. Yeah go ahead, score some points. You owe me, all of you.
From here on out, when school is in session College Downtime will be officially updated every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday night at midnight. Official updates consist of at least a frontpage article, along with new reviews, games, and other media. Once I graduate this coming May, official updates will come EVERY day of the business week, which is what I've wanted to do all along. With my insane schedule, time is hard to come by, so for now MWF updates is the best I can do. Don't forget that I'm only talking about official updates that focus around new frontpage articles. Every day new content is added, not to mention submitted by our users, but I won't have time to plug it on the main page until MWF. So be sure to register in the forums, as anytime I add even the smallest of content I'll let everyone know there. Until Monday, keep it real. Click here to get multiple free iPods! They make great Christmas presents!
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