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Taking Testicles to a Whole New Dimension
Written by Raffman on November 23 2004
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If you looked up the word "balls" in Webster's Dictionary, all you'd find is this crazy bastard's mugshot. Steve Irwin, also known to his 500 million viewers as "The Crocodile Hunter", has caught more crocodiles with his bare fucking hands than anyone else in the world by far. Since he was a child, animals were a part of his life seeing that his parents were the founders of a small Australian zoo, which is now the enormous and world renown Australia Zoo. Believe it or not, at the age of six or so his father literally taught him the skill of catching a crocodile with his bare hands. Is that one bad-ass Dad or what? While most Dads teach their sons to play sports or shave, Steve Erwin's dad taught how to catch live fuckin' crocodiles with his bare hands. Pardon me for my French, but catching crocodiles with one's bare hands, among the many other incredible things this guy can do, seems a little dangerous to me. Steve Irwin gives new meaning to the phrase, "Balls of Steel", and definitely deserves an official College Downtime tribute.
While eating crocodiles for breakfast may be Erwin's forte, it's truly just the beginning of this guy's insane resume. If you've never watched his show, then you're really missing out on some solid entertainment. If you think watching the Animal Planet channel is for pussies, then let me entertain you for a second. I've seen this dude jump into water with a dozen killer sharks and poke them in their asses with a sharp stick, wearing nothing but his normal attire and a snorkel mask. I guarantee half the United States Marine Corps wouldn't do that, and they're the bravest men in the world without a doubt. I've seen him break his arm, and countless other bones in his body from all his so-called adventures. If you don't believe me, tune into his next show and see for yourself. I don't know, maybe I'm just wowed because I grew up watching Crocodile Dundee every day and seeing Paul Hogan do the same very thing, not only to crocodiles, but to an entire New York City street gang. "That ain't a knife. This, is a knife."
Speaking of movies, our Movie Review section has gotton some love and attention lately as four new movies have been reviewed and added for your pleasure and enjoyment. Dawn of the Dead, Paparazzi, Paths of Glory, and Van Helsing have all been reviewed and posted by our staff writer Joe Holleman, so be sure to check them all out and see what you think. Reviews of Saw and a couple others will be coming in the next few days as well, so be sure to stay tuned. Same goes for all the other sections as well. I've also unveiled a new section which will house the thousands upon thousands of hilarious text files I have laying around my hard drive, so be sure to check it out as I'll be adding new ones each and every day to keep all you leeches happy.
If you haven't read my review of the HealthStep, then check it out here. I've gotton a ton of positive feedback which is awesome, and to all of you who enjoyed it, thank you! In fact, the VP of Ginacor Inc. himself emailed me this week telling me how much him and his staff enjoyed the report, which floored me. When I saw his email at first I thought it was gonna be a "Cease and Decist" letter, but it actually turned out to be just the opposite. The best part of the email is that he offered to send me my very own HealthStep free of charge so that I can continue my research on it! How badass is that shit? This calls for a hands-on review; a sequel if you will, to the first one. Again, if you haven't read the HealthStep review, be sure to as it seems that most people are really enjoying it. More Random Ass reviews are in development as well, so there's tons of shit to look forward to. Once my HealthStep arrives, my toilet will know exactly what I'm talking about. Lastly, I apologize for the lack of updates to the site the last two weeks, a lot of stuff has come up and time has been an issue. Look for regular updates to resume this week! For now, check out why Olympic commentators say the darndest things on live television.
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