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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

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Nagivate
One who incessantly assists with directions in an overly critical manner.
Kate, there's no need to nagivate, I know how to get there.
Submitted by Bruce Lin

Nasal Nugget
The poky booger in your nose that hurts to bump.
Last week in math class I had a nasal nugget that nearly peirced my nose.
Submitted by Elisabeth Becker

Neologophobic
The fear of coining new words.
I made up the word neologophobic but it nearly scared me to death.
Submitted by Larry Smith

Nepopolitism
Hiring a relative to serve ice cream.
Chelsea was promoted to the top job serving ice cream over more qualified employees because of nepopolitism - her dad owns the shop.
Submitted by Jimmy

Nerb
It's not a noun or an adjective, but something in the middle.
The word "zazzle" is an adjective and a noun -- it's a nerb.
Submitted by Katie

Neutragonist
A neutral agonist.
A chracter in a play who is neither antagonist nor protagonst, and doesn't have affect.
Submitted by Fatemeh Ranjbar

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Nicktator
One who insists on refering to his friends and family by a nick name.
Richard the nicktator called Chuck "The Chuckster" when they met for lunch.
Submitted by Craig Cota

Nocabulary
A collection of funny, made-up words.
John Elliott and Greg Slater have a large nocabulary repetoire.
Submitted by Mark Brennaman

Nonversation
A conversation meant to convey a submerged, often hostile, message, at odds with its surface content.
Since my boss has no spine and won't criticize mey, I can expect a lengthy nonversation about "teamwork" on Friday.
Submitted by C.

Not one puff, ever!

Nope
Not one puff, ever!
Nope, I'm a quitter!
Submitted by Mark Brennaman

Nose loaders
Masses of little bugs that swarm in
the spring and fall.

Yuck! I just ran into a bunch of nose loaders! And I swalled one!
Submitted by Elizabeth R.

Nose plug
Nasal congestion due to a cold or allergies.
These allergies are giving me a nose plug. I can barely breathe!
Submitted by Megee

Noshtalgia
Home cooking.
Mom's home cooking was pure noshtalgia.
Submitted by John Elliott

Nostrildamus
Knowing someone will snore.
I just knew, somehow, that my wife would snore during the night, so does this make me Nostrildamas?
Submitted by Greg Slater

Not-heads
People who say something sarcastic and then exclaim "NOT!" at the end to make sure you knew it was sarcastic.
Some teenagers I know are real not-heads; always screaming "Not!" at each other.
Submitted by Gary K. Shepherd

Nozone layer
The name for the hole in the ozone layer.
The nozone layer is getting bigger because of pollution.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Nudeswings
Moods nudists experience.
After the volleyball competition at the nature club, the losing team experienced massive nudeswings.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Nug nug
Something precious.
You're such a nug nug.
Submitted by Heather

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