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Tastes like Burning!
Written By Mr. Steinacologist on January 15 2004
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What’s up sluts. Sorry I've been away for so long, but I've picked up some new talents to share with you, like organizing my essays into paragraphs and reading at or above a third grade level. Speaking of reading, I think I found some books that a few of you would like to read. The first one that I found is called "He's just not that into you," by Greg Behrendts. Basically, this book tells women what the actions taken by men really mean. So next time you don’t call that fat girl you made out with last week, she will recognize the dismissal and you wont have to deal with 2 weeks of awkward phone calls and making up lies so you don’t have to see her again. It’s really quite amazing. Some of the information in the book is questionable, (it says that a man will only have sex with someone that he really likes) but overall this "man manual" is pretty promising. If needed, I can send some people excerpts from the book so you can see it in all its glory.
The next book that I think you all should read is entitled “The Culture of Fear,” by Barry Glassner. Basically, this book explains about the “worry-hype” and the fear mongering that the media use in this country. Topics about everything from air travel to single teen moms to South Central L.A. are discussed and facts are brought to light that show that even though you hear “It could happen to you” almost every evening on the news, most of the time it will, in fact, not happen to you.
I’ve decided to concentrate exclusively on this column, and I will stop writing for my other project, the eatafetus blog. None of you read it anyway, so I figured what the heck. It is worth checking out if you do not yet know the standing vag juice story, that one is deemed to go down in the ages. Look at www.eatafetus.blogspot.com. Put on a wetsuit.
My good friend and possible anal sex partner Katie showed me a great website the other day. Its called Tuckermax.com. It’s about this rich kid in Chicago who seems to get into all kinds of zany trouble, and hilarity ensues. As the former boyfriend of a beauty queen myself, I can relate to great stories like the almost banned Ms. Vermont story. The first time I read some of these things I spit the mountain dew I was drinking all over my monitor, and then cracked up as I tried to wash all the shit off my screen.
Well, that’s all I got for now. Stay tuned for an investigative report that I think just may debunk one of the great wonders of the world: the Great Wall of China. You don’t want to miss this.
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