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It was a terrible night, blowing cold and snow in a most
frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker
was just about to close up shop when a little man slipped
through the door. He carried an umbrella, blown inside out, and
was bundled in two sweaters and a thick coat. But even so he
still looked wet, freezing, and bedraggled.

As he unwound his scarf he said to the baker, "May I have two
poppy seed bagels to go, please?"

The baker said in astonishment, "Two bagels? Nothing more?"

"That's right," answered the little man. "One for me and one for
Sherry."

"Sherry is your wife?" asked the baker.

"What do you think," snapped the little man, "my mother would
send me out on a night like this?"




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