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A Londoner went for vacation in the country. As he was walking on a rural road, he saw a horse tied to a pole. A sign on the pole said, `For sale, best offer.`
As he passed the mare, the horse said in perfect English, "Sir, please help me. I am here for many hours, and I`m hungry and tired, but nobody wants to buy me. Please, buy me, I`ll be faithful to you."
"Damn be, you speak English!" the man said.
"Oh, yes, Sir. I speak five languages, including Chinese and Arabic, not to mention French and Italian. A have a PhD degree from Oxford."
"Amazing!" the man said, and went his way. A few yards down the road, he saw a cottage and a man working in the front yard.
"There`s that amazing mare," the Londoner said.
"Yes, it`s my horse, and she`s for sale."
"And how much d`you want for it?"
"Before talking the price, let me ask you, did she say that she speaks Chinese and French, and that she has a PhD degree?"
"Yes, she did."
"As an honest man, I have to warn you, it was lies!"
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