Pop-ups~ We don't need no stinkin' pop-ups. Smoking~ Fire up fluffy, this ain't a smoke-free environment. But adhere anti-smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields.. "Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Membership fees~ 1/4 of the world lives on less than $200 a year. If compelled, visit our sponsors and drop a dime. I.D.~ Yes, you'll need one at the liquor store. Child Safety~"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." Steve Allen Sexual Discrimination~ It's your mouth, haul hot coal in it if you want to. Drinking~ Lightning strikes the earth 100 times every second, knock yourself out. On the other hand, if you place a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. Religion~ Washington, D.C. has the highest per capita viewership of T.V. evangelists... 'nuff said. Nudity~ If "Barbie" were life-sized, her measurements would be 39-23-33... That's a big 10/4, over. Complaints~ Call yomama. |
