I had fucking court again up north on Thursday, so after work on Wednesday I head up. When I got there I decided that since court wasn't till 1 pm I could go get wasted. I started put by meeting up with Frank and heading over to Bart's apartment. We started drinking there nad then James showed up. Frank bitched out and went home because he had work in the morning so Matt, James, Bart, and I headed over to Oscars. It was dead over there so we decided to have one drink and then relocate. We decided that Elixar was the place to go because it was ladies night and they have a Hot Body Contest. Bart decided to bail so it was just Matt, James, and I. We started boozing hard with a shot of liquid cocaine here and there. James ran into some bitch that he used to date and started talking to her. She was there with some other dude and he was getting salty so I got ready to throw down. He ended up bitching out so there was no need to fight. Matt and I decided to play pool so I went up to the bar to get some quarters. While I standing there waiting for a bartender, some dude came up to me and asked me if I wanted to be in the Hot Body Contest. I was like, "are you fucking kidding me?" He said that I should do it so I signed up. He handed me a card for a free shot so I added a fourth liquid cocaine to my list. I kept on boozing hard and by the time the contest went down I could hardly stand up. They called me up to the stage and I had to lean against the rail, I was fucked. My boys where yelling for me to take off my shirt so I just ripped it off with out unbuttoning it. . To say the least I didn't win, I guess 5 years of continuous college drinking has had an effect on my abs of steel. Oh well, second place aint bad, plus I got a free shot. After the guy's contest, the bitches where on. There was this one black girl with a bangin ass body. That ended and a few more shots later the bar closed. As I was walking out the Black girl from the contest grabbed me and told me that she wanted to take me home and fuck the shit out of me. I said what the fuck and rolled out with her. The next thing I knew I was walking up at 1:30, a half hour late for court. Oh well, it was worth it. |
