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Redefining the Boundaries of Stupidity
Written by Raffman on July 14 2004
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After seeing Jessica Simpson tought her Ivy League intelligence level time and time again on The Newlyweds, you would never guess that somebody else could actually beat her at her own game. With Ashley Simpson wowing the world, we can now officially say that there are two people that actually didn't know that Buffalo Wings are really chicken, and not the wings of a buffalo. What about the two of them together? Just thinking of this frightening duo can lead a sane, intelligent college student like yourself into epileptic seizures. The sheer, remote possibility that these two things can actually create their own movie or television show is giving the edumacated world chills down its proverbial spine. Nick Lachey deserves some definate props for being able to put up with all that shit; I'm not just talking about Jessica herself but the family party issue. If two of them are that stupid than that shit has got to be genetic; I bet they still don't even know how to use their microwave. I'm not going to be able to sleep now after thinking about this. Oh well, sleep is overrated anyway, right hoser?
In World News today local slut Paris Hilton was stopped in a Swedish 7-11 and called a "whore" by a man who clearly hates all Americans as gathered from his other statements. Yeah, so I'm a little sarcastic when I write but hey, Ron Burgundy is my hero. The funny thing about this news story is the fact that this douchebag who seemingly hates Americans and everything that we stand for was shopping in a 7-11 before the incident occurred. Do I smell a hypocrite or what? You hate Americans yet you buy your American porno magazines every night at an American mini-mart chain? I'll give you the Paris Hilton whore thing; I can't argue with that. But for shopping at an American chain store while claiming you hate America ... Hell I bet you don't even know what buffalo wings are, let alone where they come from. If any of you faithful readers can come up with a picture of this douchebag please send it in or post it in the forums so we can all tear him apart.
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