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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Fictionary of Witty Words

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Ramdumbtious
Cross between being rowdy and not too bright.
After a few drinks the guy became ramdumbtious.
Submitted by Paula Schmitt

Randumb
A foot chase gone bad.
The car thief was easily caught by the cops after he crashed because he randumb.
Submitted by John Elliott

Rawsome!
The awesome health benefits of eating raw foods.
Rawsome! I've lost weight and feel a million times better now that I'm a rawtarian.
Submitted by Betty Pine

Rawtarian
A person that eats only raw foods.
Because I only eat raw foods, I'm a rawtarian.
Submitted by Betty Pine

Razodeous
Glamorous, seductive, captivating.
I was in the mall and I spotted this razodeous dress in one of the store windows.
Submitted by Stefanie Hershman

Realicious
Really delicious.
Thanks Mom, dinner was realicious.
Submitted by Erica

Recomember
Recall; retain in the mind.
I bought an anti-magnetic, self-winding, waterproof watch but couldn't recomember how to use it.
Submitted by Tom Elliott

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Re-enjoy
To read a great book or watch a classic movie again and again
I re-enjoy A Confederacy of Dunces, Another Roadside Attraction and Catch-22 as often as I can.
Submitted by Mark Brennaman

Refunable
Something you enjoyed so much you'd happily do it again.
The amusement park rides were definitely refunable.
Submitted by Delores Smith

Relergic
Something that is against your religion.
I am relergic to eating pork.
Submitted by Jordan Arkin and Ashley Hadad

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Quit Smoking Playbook. Read it and quit!



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Re-mail
An e-mail that has probably already made the rounds once, but you think it is worth a second look.
The e-mail about children's views on love has been around for a while, but I enjoyed seeing the re-mail again.
Submitted by Denise Young

Rememberize
Remembering and memorizing.
I'm going to rememberize that!
Submitted by Claire

Remound
The past tense of the verb 'to remind'.
When she told me again I said, "Mum, you remound me about that yesterday!"
Submitted by Sebastian

Rentaissance
An age in which artistic, social, scientific, and political thought turns in new directions, until it becomes an inconvenience.
During the Rentaissance, my opinions on social issues were firm . . . as long as they didn't affect me or my family.
Submitted by Dave Sanders

Repettyettyettyettyettyettitive
When you repeat something so much that you can't stop.
She's so repettyettyettyettyettyettitive.
Submitted by Garreth Brooke (beanrobot)

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Richpublican
A Republican candidate for office.
Pick your pollitician - Richpublican or Limocrat.
Submitted by Joan Riley

Roomatism
Desk clerk malady.
He was a desk clerk for so many years he now has roomatism.
Submitted by John Elliott

Rowdeo
A canoe paddling competition.
When the referee noticed canoe No. 99 in the rowdeo, he immediately realised No. 66 was in trouble.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Rowtate
The effect of a boatsman with one oar.
In his haste to escape his boat was sucked into a whirlpool caused by his rowtating.
Submitted by John Elliott

Rundezvous
Running late for a meeting.
I had a meeting with an important client, but had to apologise for the rundezvous.
Submitted by Greg Slater

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