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WELL...........last night was going to be the "big" night right??... FINALLY going to get laid after like 4 months... yeah right
Dave blew it!! he got SOOO damn nervous the poor boy couldn't even get it up... can you believe that shit??!?! i sure the hell cant.... i mean come on.
so absolutely NOTHING happened not a damn thing! so I'm back were i started....
well i cant say "nothing" ... after all that i said fuck it and went to sleep then this morning when i woke up i said damn i said i had some crazy dreams last night (which i usually do) then he said well mine wasn't crazy but what happened this morning was so i was like what.... that fool done blew one on the sheets in his sleep!!!!! i swear this just keeps getting better....
i warned him last night that everyone would know what happened . yes i am evil... but thats why you guys love me so much 
so i guess ill give him another chance but if shit don't happen next time .....im going to take an offer from someone on here and fly out to get some ass ...
hell i was even gonna take it easy on him .. you know try not to kill him good thing too cause thats libel to happen
thats my luck for you.. and yes i laughed him all night and all day today too
I'm going to go masturbate now ... i know i wont let myself down
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Well, last Tuesday I flew out to Austin, Texas to help Chump at his GigPosters.com booth at the SXSW festival. As a bonus, Austin happens to be about 19 miles from where CableMonkey moved to a few months ago, so I was able to stay at CableMonkey's house and hang with him and his family on the days I wasn't helping Chump.
Tuesday I arrived, got my rental car and drove straight to CableMonkey's place. Got the grand tour of the property, inside and out and we later went out to dinner. Ate way too much but loved it. After dinner they took me to a BBQ place a few doors down from where we had dinner so I can try their bottled Dr.Pepper which is made with pure cane sugar instead of Corn Syrup. But besides the Dr.Pepper, I got to wash my hands! And it ruled!
Yes people, I washed my hands, and they were clean. I even got a sticker that said so!
This place had this cool hand washing machine that you stuck your hands down into and it basically was like a car wash for your hands. Each hand went into its ownng and had spinning water jets swirling all around it and making them perfectly clean. And then when you are done, you dry your hands and proudly grab one of the stickes that said "I WASHED MY HANDS!" I want one for my house.
So that was Tuesday, and let me tell ya, I didn't think the hand washing experienced could be topped.
Wednesday CableMonkey and his wife and daughter gave me a full blown driving tour of Round Rock and Austin. First stop of the day was Round Rock Donuts where we all shared a dozen donuts which were very tasty. And as we were finishing our donuts, CableMonkey enlightened me with the reason water towers existed. Which I'm just blown away by because for whatever reason I never knew this and its such a simple concept, I'm frustrated I never figured it out on my own.
Water towers are above ground like they are because that's how towns/cities/villages get their actual water pressure. By having that large tank above our hose bibs and sink faucets, we have all that pressure of that water up in the tank trying to drain out the small pipe that exits them. Cities don't get their water pressure from pumps that are constantly pumping and maintaing water pressure in our piping systems, its these elevated tanks that give it to us simply by gravity causing the pressure. Flat lands like Texas have them up high on stilts, and places like where I live they are up on the hills and mountains.
Ya, so that was odd to be enlightened by that simple concept.
After donuts we drove around a bit, I got to see why the place was called Round Rock, which is due to this one rock in the middle of a stream that is about 15 feet in diameter that is sorta round. Looks like a big tabletop. I was personally hoping to see some 30 foot round... [Read More]
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Depending on who you talk to either the 20th or 21st of March is the first day of Spring. My Mam has always told me that it's the 21st (which is her birthday) and I'm not about to disagree with my Mommy now am I??
I HATE Spring, it means that Summer is just around the corner and I despise Summer even more than I do a certain Texas resident (who for fear of Max banning me shall remain nameless). Summer annoys the hell out of me because I don't like the heat (not that it's too much of an issue in the UK, but it gets too hot for me even here). I much prefer Autumn (or Fall). It's cooler and all the stupid buzzy flying things are pretty much dead.
But I digress, my Mam turned 57 today and was a little down about it, but like I told her when I was there, "It could be worse, you could be as old as my Dad". My Dad turns 60 next year and they divorced a good few years back, so she laughed at that.
So I went off down to see her and take her cards and such and one of the gifts we got her as a joke present, actually turned out to be one of the favourite things that she got.
It was a decision making dartboard and gun. The idea being that if you need to make a decision (which she never, ever can), you load up the gun and fire it at the board and whatever it lands in is your decision. It had things such as "Retail Therapy" and "I Quit" and other silly things like that on it. And she loved it.
Funniest part of all though was the fact that she couldn't hit the damn board with the darts and if they hadn't been just rubber darts we'd be burying my Stepdad right about now. She kept licking the "sucker" part of the dart too AFTER she'd cocked the gun so if it had gone off she'd have shot herself in the mouth, (she's more than just a little bit wacky is my Mam, you may see where I get it from now).
Anyways, I took a few photos and thought I'd share 'em......
The Street My Mam Lives On (That fucking bank kills my bad leg)
My Mam's House
I told her it was only 57, no need to take drastic measures.
The decision making board that she couldn't hit....
The only thing that put a bit of a downer on her day is the fact that my Gran, (who is 86 in July), is pretty ill right now. She has been for years now, but she's getting increasingly worse and I think that the fact that my Mam turned 57 and my Gran is really ill just kinda... [Read More]
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I believe Nashville, Tennessee, is probably one of the most lively (and happy) places in the world tonight as (if I understood things right) Lilmamma and Sneakydave finally get to meet. They have gone through so much in the past few months...trying to get together just to have plans fall through...but TONIGHT they should be together at last. I just wanted to wish them the best and the safest trip (back to West Virginia) tomorrow.
Sorry guys...I forgot the emoticon and I can't see how to add it now that I've posted.
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Well as we all know, Myself and Barr have been having quite the Car trouble, between the break in and now the run-in with another vehicle; it's been quite the adventure
We've been waiting for the last 2 weeks on a result, whether i get to keep my car or are they Totalling it off. Well survey says, that there is $6000 in damages and for them its not worth paying for the repairs.
We got a call a couple days ago and our claims adjustor switched and now dealing with another one! This C.A turns out to be a bit smarter, then the first! Anyway, our new C.A called and asked me a few questions one being, "how much did you purchase your car for?" Well fuck me, how the hell was I suppose to know, I got it for a gift! So I told him, and he insisted; so I told him "I HONESTLY DIDN'T KNOW!" And I told him I would get back to him on it. And so far the value of my car is @ $1805, now I know we won't get the exact $3000 that we put into the car, but i am hoping to get between another 500-1000 and then our own money. We are going to look around at the local dealerships, and see if we can find a cheap car and make monthly payments or just buy up front.
So hopefully we will have much more better luck then our first car, and if anything happens to our next one! Oh man, I will be shittin bricks But, on the up side, the job is good and I just got my first share of the tips and it wasn't bad, $81 and a $340 cheque...So it can only go up from there!
But seeing as I'm not rambling anymore, and more like babbling...Have a good one! I'm out to play poker and maybe get drunk
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So here's how it is. People can choose to read this or not, and believe whatever they want to believe. But this is getting like school yard stuff the way that people are reacting and "breaking friends" with people because of who their friends are.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT ARE WE ALL?? 12 YEARS OLD OR WHAT???
For those that don't know MILF was called some pretty nasty names over on Bones site by certain members, was subsequently banned and then deleted. At that time as a joke in a discussion I had with her she said something along the lines of "We should change thier titles to something like I hate SSgtMILF Club Member", I thought that was funny so I did it.
Then I was banned over there, and had my title and signature and profile fucked around with, so in a "tit-for-tat" just playing kind of way, I changed profiles, and avatars over here for those members and I locked the profiles, which subsequently led to them not being able to access MTW and they thought that they were banned, which was never the case.
As soon as I found out I unlocked the profiles, and all 3 visited MTW, but they didn't post anything at that time, so unless they or anyone else actually checked their profiles, they wouldn't necessarily have spotted the changes that I made.
BEAR THAT IN MIND - UNLESS THEY POSTED OR SOMEONE ACTUALLY LOOKED AT THE PROFILE NO-ONE WOULD SPOT THE CHANGES I'D MADE, NOT EVEN THEM.
Therefore that is why neither Irondog, or mschievious or anyone else said anything - BECAUSE NONE OF THEM KNEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did it. I changed the avatars, the titles and stuck this in their sig......
Why??
- I was bored
- I felt that's how they felt
- I was amusing myself
- I thought it was funny
- I was using thier "joke" tactics right back at them
If I had known for one second that they were gonna revert back to 12 year olds and fall out with and stop being friends with people for something that I DID and that the friends had ABSOLUTELY NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHATSOEVER then I wouldn't have done it, but how could I know that they would have a sense of humour bypass and get all pissy?? I couldn't possibly have forecast that.
To be honest since I saw that they had fucked with my profile, title and sig over there, I haven't logged back in since, I have no desire to.
In closing I will say this however, if they actually stop and engage their brains for just a... [Read More]
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I just wanted to welcome everyone to the new and improved
Enjoy yourselves
Have a blast
Post some good stuff
I figure since Morty was leaving for a week, I should do something with my time and since Will was drunk anyway........lets just say he agreed to have his name on the site.
What can I say...........I'm bored!
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