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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Fictionary of Witty Words

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Qcumbersome
A salad that has too many cucumbers.
I'd rather have a regular salad, not a qcumbersome salad.
Submitted by J. McGill

Quadrammit
An explitive of fourfold frustration.
That's the fourth time I hit my thumb with the hammer, quadrammit!
Submitted by Peter

Quadrinuptials
Marrying four people at the same time.
The minister performed quadrinuptials.
Submitted by Bill Cox

Questionhair
Form to fill out at the hairdresser.
The first thing my new hairdresser got me to do was to fill out a questionhair to find out how I had been treating it.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Quething
Something small and seemingly inconsequential that completely discombobulates you.
All it took was one quething to make me forget my entire speech today.
Submitted by Erika

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Quickify
To hurry things along.
If I'm going to make my appointment, I'll have to quickify these tasks.
Submitted by Millie Meyer

Quilence
Quiet and silence.
There should be quilence in the room.
Submitted by Lucy Agyepong

Quinquiliquifier
Someone who enjoys adding pointless "qu"s to words to enhance difficulty in pronounciation.
The words "quiet" and "quill" were thought out by an irritable quinquiliquifier.
Submitted by Tom Potter

Quitchurbitchin
To politly ask someone to stop complaining.
I'll cook your dinner now, quitchurbitchin, please!
Submitted by Kellie Duran

Quizine
Multiple choice quiz; a menu of answers.
You can guess your way to a passing grade when taking a quizine. When in doubt mark C.
Submitted by John Elliott

Quizzle
Picture puzzle of a common phrase.
The "see Spot run" quizzles were a big hit with the school children.
Submitted by John Elliott

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