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For those of you who have had the grand pleasure of meeting Layer, or "Mr. Paul", as he calls himself when he gets tanked, you know what this page is all about. For the rest of you, this page was created just for all the goofy fucking shit Layer has said over the years; some of which you'll probably never understand, even with an explanation, but some are pretty obvious. Is this pretty much a tribute? Yeah, I guess you could call it that. Here's to the quirkiest kid we all love and hate so much, keep drinking Paul! For those of you who do know him personally, you gotta send some more to me, 'cause I can't remember all of them. So send it in and I'll add it to the list, and I'll also put credit for the submitter as well.
"A Jug of Wine"
Submitted by Schuette
Location - Stuntman's House
Drinking Involved - Surprisingly, no.
Crew Members Present - Raffman, Schuette, Presto, Layer, Stuntman, Derek
The story:
Story has it that myself, Paul, Stuntman, and Raffman were all present for. We were all watching some gay ass movie, (that paul prob picked out) and we were talking about what kinda fucked up shit we would do to bang some really hot chick. One obviously way out of out league. Now there were so pretty fucked up things that were disscused, the crowd grew quiet when the mighty paul proclaimed the bold statement, " Just give me a jug of wine and a guy........." and the three of out faces droped completly. slience filled the room, and then an army of comments came. Now as paul reads this he is going to want to kill the nearest person in sight. And to this day he proclaims that he said i draw the line at a guy. But hey you be the judge.
Submitted by Schuette
"On My Deathbed"
Submitted by Raffman
Location - Dustin's House
Drinking Involved - Of course
Crew Members Present - Raffman, Hoadley, Brodie, Layer, Presto, Tony
The story:
At the usual drinking hole, boozing it up, havin our usual conversation. Somehow E.R., you know the show on NBC, comes into view. Presto is explainin some fuckin episode with this guy who is about to die, and in the scene outside his deathbed in the hallway, two of the show's doctors are shown conversing about what to do. The male doctor says something along the lines of, "I have to physically ejaculate this patient before he dies." Now when that is said, everyone grimaces and you hear everything from "That's fucking disgusting, Presto, jesus!" to "Dude, we did not need to hear that!". Yet Layer shines once again by cutting in and yelling, "Hey, that is my kind of doctor!". Case closed Paul.
"Da Bears"
Submitted by Raffman
Location - Dustin's House
Drinking Involved - Of course
Crew Members Present - Raffman, Hoadley, Brodie, Layer, Presto
The story:
So we just finish up a few rounds of Flip-Cup, and as we sit down to relax for a bit somehow we start talking about the Chicago Bears, and more specifically, Mike Ditka. Now for those of you who like or know about football, you probably know that Mike Ditka, hands down, is the best coach to ever step onto a football field. Ever. So we're talkin about how sweet the man is, when Layer comes out of left-field like usual and says, "Yeah, I would definately give it up to Ditka." Dead silence follows, and then about 5 minutes of ripping on Layer for sayin somethin that was really fuckin gay, yet really entertaining.
"The Elbow"
Submitted by Raffman
Location - Raffman's Kitchen
Drinking involved - Yes
What submitter/witnesses heard:
So we're all standin around in my kitchen boozing at like 11 in the morning while the rents are at work, also known as the "day party", and I'm pretty sure we were all ripping on Layer for something. Then Derek calls him a homo for doin some stupid dance or something, and Layer responds,
I'll show you what a real homo is Derek!
Layer then proceeds to tackling Derek on the floor and everyone just erupts in laughter after hearing what he said. Derek was practically pissing himself after what he heard and especially once Layer jumped on him. Still brings a smile to my face thinking about it. Layer claims he said "elbow", not homo still to this very day. It's ok Paul.
"Backseat scare"
Submitted by Raffman
Location - Driving in Lake in the Hills
Drinking involved - No
Crew Members Present - Raffman, Hoadley, Brodie, Layer
The story:
Raffman is driving, Brodie is in the front seat, Layer is right behind the driver's seat, with Hoadley next to him behind Brodie. So we're driving through Lake in the Hills trying to find this place, and everyone is trying to fucking play backseat driver. We've now drivin 3 or 4 times up and down Randall Road looking for this joint, when Hoadley and Layer start saying we should just pull into Meijer Foods or Menards and ask someone where it is, since it's a new establishment. I am completely ignorant, and pretty much ignore them and turn up the radio a little bit as I turn around once again. Now Brodie says we should just ask so it saves us the time, and I hear Layer say the same thing again. So as I turn the car around to go back the other way, I turn down the radio to a reasonable volume and say, "Paul, real men don't ask for directions." Then Layer responds to Brodie's and my complete and utter astonishment with, "Fine, then let me get out and ask them!" Brodie and I look at each other in complete disbelief of what was said, and then it just turned to fuckin hilarious laughter. Paul claims he didn't hear me right and that the radio was too loud, but I have my doubts. Strike 27 Layer.
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