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After long debate and decision, I have finally decided to devote a section completely to the famous quotes from none other than the pimp himself, Chris Peterson. Consider it a tribute of some sort if you will. Or not, its up to you. After living with the kid, well he's 22 years old and bald but I still consider him a kid, for about a year and a half so far, I've compiled quite a delicious list of Petersonisms. If you've ever met Petey, or know of him, then you'll get a kick out of this shit. For those of you who haven't had the luxury of meeting this All-American Pee-Wee Hockey player, then just sit back and use your imagination. If you want more of a backround on Petey, check out his crew page. Oh, and if you have one that's not here, send it here and I'll add it as soon as I sober up enough to type.
Vote for you Favorite Petersonism Here!
"Wrap your finger around that one!"
"How bout we play a game of Hide and Go Fuck Yourself!?"
"Apparently, [fill in blank]
"I hate you."
"So how can I skip all this bullshit so I can be a Dark Lord??"
"You know how, on Christmas Eve, when you're tryin to put together your kid's new bike, but you lose the instructions? Er, no, I mean when you have the instructions but there aren't any pictures? I mean, there are pictures, but you're missing some of the pieces? Ahh fuck it, never mind."
"I never said that."
"My mom won't let me drive on the interstate." "Chris man, aren't you 22 years old?" "Yeah."
"You know what, Charles ... [fill in blank]
"I have seven days left to live."
"I used a pulley-system to get her up the stairs."
"My grandfather was the first Peterson to come to America."
"Yeah, I used to race Pontoon boats up north with NAS systems."
"I saw it in a vision, covered in poo."
"How about you eat my ass with a spoon!?"
"My grandpa used to hold cockfights in his basement when I was little."
Send in your Petersonisms to Raffman immediately!
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