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Name: Chris Peterson
Nickname: 3-Pete, Peterson, Chrissy, Christine the Hostess, the list goes on...
AIM: n/a
MSN: k3petey19
Favorite Beer: Old Style, Budweiser
Favorite Mixed Drink: Double Gin and Tonics
Favorite Shot: Jaeger Bombs, Dead Pirates
Favorite Quote: "Can I trouble you for a nice tall glass of go fuck yourself?"
School: Southern Illinois University Carbondale
They say I lost my mind. I say you got to have something to lose it. I also have been told I have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, then I pass out. What's the fuckin problem? Also anyone that says I am substandard can blow me while I take a dump. Fro' shizzle my nizzle!
Check out Petey's Column - Week 1
So to give you some back ground I am a server at a local franchised restaurant. So my job sucks I have to deal with idiot white trash assholes that think that my life revolves around them. Let me clear up some facts for all you idiots out there. First stop asking if water is free when your trying to impress your friends you will look like a jizz bag. Second tipping, if your server has to get you at least three refills and you make him run around for you then tip at least 8%. This is not that hard of a concept we only get paid 3.09 an hour you assholes. Next issue "dine and dash" this is when you order food eat and then run out on the check. We have to pay for that shit; and I don't work my ass off at work so that some redneck idiot can have a free meal. If the server is like me you will get caught and then you will look like a fucking loser. This brings me to my story of the week. So this table of townies come in, there is 4 of them. 3 guys and 1 girl, well first they try to order booze. The head idiot hands me his I.D. and he doesn't turn 21 till sometime in the next year or so it said not 21 till 10/29/04 I said no, so he tries to tell me that the I.D. is wrong and he just had his 21. Yeah I believed that one about as far as I could throw his fat ass girlfriend. so they order a lot of shit I knew they where not going to tip me well but whatever. Then the assholes say that none of there food was done right and they wanted it for free. Well I knew at that point there was going to be trouble cause these hillbillies cleaned there god dam plates. so my manager talks to them and tells them to fuck off you shouldn't have eaten it all up then. So they said ok bring us the bill. Now I know that they don't have money so they wait till they thought I went somewhere else. So what I did was I told one of the host to watch the door and don't let them leave, and I went to the other door to the outside and sure enough they come creeping to the door and long story I caught them. Here comes the really funny part the head dipshits mom has to bring him money. Well so she shows up and says "I am sorry that my son forgot his money " bla bla bla. Well so I decided to tell her about what her little boy did and she flipped shit. She grab that little shit and beat his ass outside in the parking lot, in front of his girlfriend and his boys. That shit made my month. It was the funniest shit that I have ever seen.
So my advice to all you kids out there that think you cool your not. To the crew much love and to the rest you people look for my next column when I bitch about my hair loss and how I fixed it.
Until next week....
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