Harm Reduction

(DISCLAIMER: MAPSU in no way condones peeing standing up.  Penis enlargement is only a partial solution!)

Since we at MAPSU are "pee-in-our-pants liberals," we do recommend Penis Enlargement as a form of HARM REDUCTION, since a longer penis means urine has less distance to travel, and less distance to travel is a very, very good thing.  Furthermore, a longer barrel means increased accuracy; Charlton Heston can attest to that!  Together these two factors help decrease the radius and angle of urine dissipation.  Penis Enlarment 2, Urine Stream Dissipation 0.

PENIS ENLARGEMENT

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