Harm Reduction
(DISCLAIMER: MAPSU in no way condones peeing
standing up. This is only a partial solution!)
Since we at MAPSU are "pee-in-our-pants
liberals," we do recommend lengthening your phallus as a form of HARM REDUCTION, since a
longer penis means urine has less distance to travel, and less distance to travel is a
very, very good thing. Furthermore, a longer barrel means increased accuracy;
Charlton Heston can attest to that! Together these two factors help decrease the
radius and angle of urine dissipation.
Renowned Los Angeles
physician Dr. Robert Braun recommends the FastSize
Extender "male enhancement device" for these purposes.
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