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Where do Blondes get their bras?
they getem' from the fake size department! |
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Blondes Get Equal Time
Blondes, having endured years of abuse, have finally responded.
Here's what they have to say about redheads and brunettes!
********* REDHEADS *********
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
If you love a Redhead, set her free ... if she follows you
everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts
your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
night?
A redhead!
How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other
is to let her have it.
********* BRUNETTES *********
(The blondes have finally responded. And, boy are they ticked!)
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache. |
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How can you tell the blonde has been on the computer?
Because their is whiteout on the screen. |
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What do you call 2 blondes at the milky lane?
Double thick. |
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Question for thought...
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty
litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of
parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is
prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If the 7-11 is24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it
have locks on the door?
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,
what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby
oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your
headlighton, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called
shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called
cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? |
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Why aren't blondes good cattle ranchers?
Because they can't keep two calves together. |
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What is a brunette's mating call?
Have all the blondes gone home? |
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