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Nigerian Bankers and their Naughty Emails
Written by Raffman on May 23 2004
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So we're
officially halfway throughout the weekend and hopefully all of you are still out drinking, somewhere. So what's new in the world today? Well Michael Jackson escaped
from prison, Lyndsey Lohan is still underage, George Bush bit it hard biking, and the very first sarcastic mullet-free hockey fan has been found and isolated. See what you fuckin missed? Oh, Alyssa Milano is still really fucking hot.
Being a full-time webmaster I tend to surf the net a lot, usually a wide range of sites. I'm really into politics so foxnews,cnn, and
bbc-online are all mandatory stops at least a few times a day, usually in that order too. It's funny on the slower news days I'll run into a "Top Story" or "Breaking Headline" that only
a complete deuchebag would find relevant.
Take a story that I found on CNN last night entitled, "Jenna Bush skips own graduation". It was listed in their top stories on the
front page; why I do not know. Thousands of college students every semester decide not to walk during their graduation for a variety of
different reasons, and it's not big news. Hell this
shit doesn't even make the campus newspaper, let alone the front page of a worldwide news website.
Now seeing how CNN tends to be a little more liberal, this story's placement makes sense. Yes I am a republican and a Bush supporter, but
hear me out on this. If you read the story after the graduation bit they non-chalantly throw in how Jenna Bush received an underage drinking ticket back in 2001 for having
a few drinks at a Mexican restaurant. This is pretty blatant in my opinion, and even worse it shows how CNN tries to seldomly hit below the belt thinking nobody notices. On
second thought that makes legitimate sense since most of us conservatives stick with FOX News anyway. With all of this I'm not saying that
FOX News is a perfect fucking angel, because I know they're not. Both sides are guilty, even the Brits with their BBC.
You guys ever receive any email from some deuchebag that claims to be some Nigerian Bank owner that wants to send you $35 Million bucks or something similar? I honestly think I
get three or four a week and I'm sure at least some of you have gotton one too. Usually some leader/general died in a plane crash or was
kidnapped, and "they" need to send YOU some insane
amount of money so that you can keep the dude's mother and kids alive or some shit. It really is entertaining, at least to me, as
the first one I got I ended up actually reading the entire thing. Sure I'm gullible, everyone is a little bit. But why these assclowns keep sending these
hilarious emails over and over again to the same addresses without realizing no one in their right mind is going to respond is absolutley
beyond me, and that's pretty fuckin far too. I mean come on, you got me to read it the first time, but the odds of 6 African leaders dying
and/or being kidnapped on the same day is pretty low. Add in the fact that their bankers all want to send me millions of dollars to ensure their safety and those odds keep on
getting further and further down the proverbial
toilet.
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