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freddywho21
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:40 am

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A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."

The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK"?? In a very weak voice the little guys says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., I've a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs. each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said Turn Around!


Just thought I'd share it with you all before I add it to the Jokes section, it's one of my all-time favorites.
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ahugelush
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:37 am
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LOL great one!
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Mon Sep 06, 2004 4:13 am
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nice nice
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papa
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Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:12 am
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This explains what's involved in getting a free iPod. You have to sign up for a free trial offer for something but he recommends which ones are the easiest to deal with so you can cancel an not pay anything. He also throws in a Gmail account invite for referring through him.

http://ipodsfornothing.blogspot.com
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meggers990
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Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:42 pm
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awesome joke!!!

and Papa keep your spam out of here, no one cares.
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