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Most Extreme Elimination Tribute
Written by Raffman on October 6 2004
Drunk TV Kontraband Link Whore College Free Stuff Exbyte | Spike Television, in buying the rights to
countless hours of crazy Chinese gameshows, has made this webmaster the happiest guy on the
planet. Maybe I just like stupid humor, but I know for sure I'm not alone on this.
Most Extreme Challenge or MXC for short, is hands down one of the funniest shows on
television today, if not ever. I bet the Chinese government loves the fact that Americans
are spending their afternoons watching them too; the translations done by the MXC voiceover
staff I'm sure are 100% accurate. You think the US diplomat in Beijing is allowed to watch
that show through their satellite television? Come to think of it, the people of China
can't even use fuckin Google so scratch that idea. If you haven't seen Most Extreme Challenge, I'm sure
you've at least heard of it or surfed past it at some point in time. For those of you who
haven't, go watch it. Some, actually the majority of the games those crazy Chinese contestants compete in
are absolutely hysterical; it's like they're taken right out of Super Mario Bros., or even
Donkey Kong.
Personally I really enjoy a few of the games more than others, and I'm sure for those of you
who have seen that delicious show have seen one or all of these games. The first one
involves a mountain scenario, with two guys rolling huge boulders down about a 5 foot wide
path on one side of the mountain. When a boulder is coming down the path, there's literally
no way to get around it unless the contestant jumps into a sidecave because the path has two
walls that go all the way to the top. The brave contestants have to make it to the top of the mountain without
getting trampled or knocked over by the boulders; which is not the easiest of tasks. To me
this game resembles an old NES game or something; the first time I saw a contestant try and
run straight up the mountain fearlessly, then realize that he's about to get smashed by a
huge plaster boulder made me nearly fall out of my chair laughing. Then throw in the awesome english voiceovers and this game
is gold. Gold, Jerry, GOLD!
While the mountain game is spectacular, it's got nothing on this next one. This game easily ranks as
my personal favorite, and I'm sure all of you will somewhat agree with me. The game is
setup in a field, with four walls evenly spaced in a column. Each wall contains four doors;
some of which are fake and some of which are paper that the contestant can break through.
Everything is randomized so the contestant has to throw himself into a random door in hopes
that he or she has chosen the right one. If they guess wrong, well let's just say I'm glad
they're wearing helmets. The fact that the contestants literally run full speed and
sometimes try and "spear" the doors like Jackie Chan is what makes this game my all-time favorite. Oh, and
you can't forget the guys in the huge
Dragon and Godzilla costumes that are randomly placed behind some of the walls to chase
the contestant; that's just icing on the proverbial rice cake. God bless the people who
sold Spike TV the rights to these awesome gameshows. You have provided countless hours of
laughter and memories to countless procastinating college students around the world.
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