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Making Public Urinination Fun Again
Written by Dietrich on September 4 2004
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What a crazy past few weeks.
I don't think I have had a chance to take a
shit, let alone rest. Where do I begin? Classes here at the wonderful
Southern Illinois University started a couple of weeks ago, and boy do they
suck. So me and a few buddies decided to be SLA's, otherwise known as "Student Life Advisors". They're the sorry saps
that have to show all the helpless freshman around campus. Being a SLA
wasn't all that bad. All the freshman "vag" that we
met made it well worth
it. These girls were on our nuts like a damn fat woman on
ice cream. They just can't seem to get enough, and when they don't get it, they go into
convulsions. Can't say that I'm upset though; the social calendar has definitely
blown up.
There has been a lot of crazy shit in the news lately.
How about the damn
Republicans? Did their convention make the Democrats convention look like a
fucking porta-potty emptying tank? How about McCain showing the world how
much of a fucking pillow-biter Michael Moore is? Can't forget about Mr.
New
York himself Rudy G. telling everyone what any smart person already knows:
that Kerry can't make up his mind on anything. I guess it would suck to be
Teresa Heinz Kerry. Well, maybe not, I guess we
all know who has the nuts in
that family.
Florida is getting their ass kicked again. On a serious note, do say a
prayer (if that's what you do) for everyone down there. The weather is
definitely taking Florida and bending them over, lifting their leg and
ass-fucking them hard-core. Might as well call them sally. I mean
fuck, give
them a goddamn break.
Rumor has it the Olympics were last week. Who fucking knew? They
couldn't
get anyone to go to the events let alone watch on TV. USA kicked some
serious ass again. Did anyone doubt that? How about the fuckin Dream Team
deep-throating the fucking world as they laid down for the world to run over
them. What a fucking joke. Anyone seen those horny old men bidding $14000
for Britney Spear's chewing
gum? If it was paying that much money, I better get some sweet loving (or
wild and crazy sex, whichever she's into).
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