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Pregnant Chicks Need Not Apply
Written by Brian on May  19  2004
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Keep your panties on PLEASE!Everyone that has been using some type of messanger for a while can relate to the messed up shit that I have to deal with. So over a year ago this crazy pyscho chick starts messaging me saying how she wants to hook up cuz I was dumb enough to post my picture in my profile on msn. Well anyway me and my friends thought it would be funny to fuck with her. So we all let her on and talked to her about pounding in her back door. Makin her toss salad and every other discusting thing you never thought you would get a chick to admit doing. Well I got totally board of degrading her so I quit talking to her then she messages me today and we have this conversation.......

luci_janes16: no i just wanted say hey i will be having my own baby in nov
Brian: that blows
luci_janes16: yep
luci_janes16: kinda
Brian: sucks to be you
luci_janes16: not really
Brian: glad we never met
Brian: could be my problem to
luci_janes16: it will suck yea cuz the dad is an asshole but that is it
luci_janes16: whatever i wish it would of been you and not this guy
Brian: i dont
Brian: no kids for me
luci_janes16: yea i am jsut saying tho u have money so that would of been good but i gota go see ya
Brian: Keep it sleezy


Sorry one of these days im gonna break down and buy snaggit so I can post the actual conversation. Back to the conversation...... Would I really ever own up to someone elses kid. Ladies let it be a lesson in life you do not ever never ever want to try to make me be the daddy of your kid. I have 0 tolerance for kids especially kids that are not mine. Just cuz you fucked up and got pregnant dont be trying to through your problems on me. On and please keep em on baby no need to show that off.
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