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Little Nancy in the Garden
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over
the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up,
"and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,
isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because
he's inside your damn cat."
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