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Obliment
An obligatory compliment. To give an obligatory compliment.
When my friend asked me how she looked, I gave her an obliment and told her that she looked great.
Submitted by Alexis

Obnoxified
Feeling the effects of obnoxiousness.
"I'm obnoxified by those loud brats sitting two tables away."
Submitted by Sarah

Obsofactician
One who is always quoting obsolete, obscure and uninteresting information.
He's such an obsofactician!
Submitted by Bill Cox

Ocky-poo
Nasty.
Don't touch that, it's ocky-poo!
Submitted by Candy

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Oddka
A weird tasting and unknown liquor.
Man, this is oddka.
Submitted by Candy

Offvending machine
Drink or food machine that takes your money and supplies no goods.
I lost another dollar to one of those offvending machines, which really annoys me.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Oinkment
A healing goo that makes you oink like a piggy.
I had to put some oinkment on my cut.
Submitted by Christy

Oliphantocrocosaurus
If your not sure as to what African animal it is or was - use this word! Kids just love it!
We saw several "oliphantocroco-
sauruses" at the waterhole today!

Submitted by Bill deW

Onlyest
The only one.
He is onlyest one who picked the winner.
Submitted by Robby

Oogly-pubs
My sweet thing
How's my oogly-pubs?
Submitted by Carina

Opstacle
An obstacle turned into an opportunity.
I found being in hospital a very good opstacle, so I set my mind to give up smoking.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Oui oui
When a French baby goes pee pee.
Oh La La! You did a little oui oui in ze diaper!
Submitted by Betty Pine

Outcognito
Going to a place where you can be easily recognised.
I didn't care who recognised me, so I went outcognito.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Outgopoofen
Exhaust vapors from a German-made automobile.
He choked on the outgopoofen in the garage.
Submitted by Bill Cox

Outrance
Opposite of entrance.
Be sure to go through the outrance.
Submitted by Maxine Kerley Bowen

Overbored
Extremely bored.
After the cruise director's speech everyone was overbored, literally.
Submitted by John Elliott

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