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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Fictionary of Witty Words

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Kebabble
Excessive chatter in a kebab shop.
The inane kebabble of the waiting customers was driving Ivan crazy.
Submitted by Kaz Cook

Kewlage
Just like cool, only better
Wow! Who would've thought doing homework on time could be so kewlage.
Submitted by Leo

Kickabite
The cyberspace bytes in a long, cerebral email with weighty content.
To find out if there's anything in common, I sent him a 6 kickabite email.
Submitted by MAK

Kid-marks
Marks left by kids on walls and other places.
We knew those kid-marks weren't there before we minded the neighbor's children!
Submitted by Greg Slater

Kisstachio
The flavor when you kiss someone while eating pistachio nuts.
Mmmmm....can I have one of those kisstachios?
Submitted by Sam

Kistletoe
A sprig used for holiday decoration that compels kissing.
I stood under the kistletoe, waiting!
Submitted by Marianne P.

Knee-mail
Praying.
I'm using a lot knee-mail lately, trying to get an answer to the mess man has got himself into.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Knewborn
Very smart baby.
This knewborn was so smart on delivery he slapped the doctor.
Submitted by John Elliott

Knewlyweds
Second marriage for both.
The knewlyweds were so old everyone threw rice pudding. They spent their honeymoon getting out of the car.
Submitted by John Elliott

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Knit-knots
Knots in your knitting.
I had to unravel all my knitting because it was full of knit-knots.
Submitted by Julie Lewis

Knot guilty
Speedboat violation.
He was found knot guilty and paid a fine.
Submitted by John Elliott

Kongquest
The act or process of conquering by a large gorilla.
His kongquest over Godzilla was just a lot of monkey business.
Submitted by Dana English

Kreptomaniac
A person who creeps up on people and steals things.
The kreptomaniac sneaked up on me and stole my valuables from under my nose.
Submitted by Julie Lewis

Krypondicular
Awesome, but better
The psychedelic visuals were krypondicular!
Submitted by Becca

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