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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Fictionary of Witty Words

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Jeescake
Really bad cheesecake.
That jeescake had a microwave recipe, you get sick for a whole week in just three hours.
Submitted by Ginny Lander

Jibbles
Crumbs or small peices of anything.
There's nothing but jibbles of food left on my plate.
Submitted by Jodi

Jickly
Very, very ticklish.
That man is very jickly.
Submitted by Sara

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Jiffurry
A small, fast, and furry animal.
My cat is so hyper, she's a jiffurry!
Submitted by Megee

Joblett
A less than part-time job, say 10 hours a week.
That joblett won't pay the bills. Get a real job.
Submitted by Caroline

Jobsolete
No employment, no job.
My place of employment closed down last week, making me jobsolete.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Jocular vein
A humor-sensitive part of the body (near the funny-bone).
The comedian went straight for the jocular.
Submitted by Greg Slater

Jo'mey
Telling a person of money owed to you.
Alright, but jo'mey twenty dollars.
Submitted by Dan

Jugglernaut
One extremely facile at juggling.
Bob, with his three bowling pins, was a good act, but Sarah, with her twenty oranges, was a jugglernaut.
Submitted by Jiro Tomiyama

Jumpoline
It's actually what my daughter calls a trampoline, but it makes sense!
We played on the jumpoline all day, and only fell off it twice!
Submitted by Emily Romero

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