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The 200 'PG','R' rated jokes voted the lamest

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Joke #3005 Rating: PG	26 votes	Click thumb to vote!	1227 votes
A man enters a Barber Shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"


Joke #4434 Rating: R	83 votes	Click thumb to vote!	202 votes
Why do blondes wear condoms over their ears? To stop hearing aids!


Joke #4056 Rating: PG	24 votes	Click thumb to vote!	138 votes
There were two men going to Kondon and they happened to be late boarding. So, they didn't get the window seats. Fortunately there was a blonde at a window seat so they approached her and said "excuse me miss but I believe people going to london sit in the middle row." Sure enough she got up smiled at them and sat in the middle row.

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Joke #2530 Rating: R	45 votes	Click thumb to vote!	133 votes
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His choice was a tough one because Mary had been a devoted employee for 10 years and Jack was a fine worker who had a family to support. At night, the VP tossed and turned in his sleep trying to decide which of his employees he would lay off. Finally he decided, the first one to come to work tomorrow would be the one. Morning finally comes and the VP waits at the office for one of the two employees to arrive. At 8:55 Mary walks into the office. "I've got a difficult decision" the VP says, "I either have to lay you or Jack off." "Oh, jack-off," Mary says, "I've got a headache."


Joke #4000 Rating: R	36 votes	Click thumb to vote!	116 votes
What do you call 12 blondes in a tree? A cunt-tree.


Joke #4342 Rating: PG	99 votes	Click thumb to vote!	164 votes
What do you call a blondey behind a stairing wheel? A air bag

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Joke #1979 Rating: PG	74 votes	Click thumb to vote!	132 votes
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will provide you with companionship and satisfy your desires. Yet, he'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. . So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. . So, just remember: it's our secret. Woman to Woman."

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