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Iceburg
Uppity neighborhood.
Don't invite the Forsyth's. They're from that iceburg just outside of Boston.
Submitted by John Elliott
Idget
A dorky, but all around lovable person.
Jeez, you're such an idget!
Submitted by Anna
Ignoration
The act or process of ignoring; the state of ignoring.
Nikki practiced ignoration when Santiago called her name.
Submitted by Nikki
Igsnored
Unable to contact the living dead.
I (the snore-ee; the one receiving the snores), was trying to wake my wife, (the snorer; the giverer of the snores), to make her stop sending out these earth shattering sound waves, but she was dead to the world and igsnored my efforts.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Immewnity
No prosecution for catnapping.
He was granted immewnity because he was dog-tired.
Submitted by John Elliott
Inbetweedle
Used when unable to decided whether to say in between or in the middle
The amber light is inbetweedle the green and red light.
Submitted by Sonia
Incredible Sulk
Chucking a wobbly; having a temper tantrum.
Kids, when they don't get their way, often turn into the Incredible Sulk.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Infonoxious
More information than you ever wanted.
He bombarded me with infonoxious details of his trip.
Submitted by Bill Cox
Infotosis
An overload of information from too many sources.
I suffered from infotosis today at work.
Submitted by Christy Sayre
Infuritate
To irritate and infuriate.
Shrink-wrap packaging was designed to infuritate
Submitted by Pete Johnson
Innostigatience
Innocent looking while instigating others to cause trouble.
Her innostigtience kept her free from blames while her friends answered to the principal.
Submitted by Kim Baker
Insoctrination
Forcing people to wear socks when they don't want to.
I suffer from terrible problems with my feet as a result of too much INSOCTRINATION when I was a child.
Submitted by Jooooooooly
Insongnia
The reason singers work late into the night.
The singer loved working into the wee small hours because she suffered from insongnia anyway.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Instamatical
Extremely quick; rapid.
If we went to internet voting, the results would be instamaitcal.
Submitted by M. Pegler
Insumnia
Miscounting sheep.
Insumnia resulted from my poor mathematical skills.
Submitted by Ron
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Quit Smoking Playbook. Read it and quit!
Zoobooks
Intactified
Everything is cool; taken care of.
Everything is intactified.
Submitted by Rori Heffes-Doon
Interdet
Spending too much money on the internet and getting into debt.
I have bought so many products via the internet that I am now in serious interdet.
Submitted by Julie Lewis
Interflict
To both interfere and conflict.
The whole proposal interflicts with reason.
Submitted by Joey
Interiority complex
Someone who has low self esteem who keeps renovating the inside of their house.
My neighbours keep renovating, maybe they have an interiority complex.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Intouristing
What a tourist likes to see or do.
Being a visitor to somewhere new, you like to find something intouristing to make your trip worthwhile.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Invigoraching
Invigorating to the point that it becomes painful.
The exercise was so stressful that it was invigoraching.
Submitted by Charlie Butler
Invisiboogie
When you feel like you have a booger in your nose but you really don't.
This invisiboogie is irritating me.
Submitted by Marjorie Wakefield
Inzit
The opposite of Exit. Funny word for Entrance.
You can't use that door. That's the Exit. The inzit is over there.
Submitted by Mary Morris
Irrigression
That feeling that wells up inside when someone says something blatantly wrong, or a stray pop-up means that paragraph you typed for an essay is actually nowhere to be seen.
He suffered from irrigression upon finding the computer could not load his work.
Submitted by Tom Potter
Isawcellease
Mathematical description of people who seek jail and the comfort of room, board and three meals a day with no work.
The recidivist criminal's view of living on the outside was very isawcellease.
Submitted by Frank Kramerman
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