by Kelly Carr

    When I'm bored at work, I do what all red-blooded American workers do... I surf the Internet. What do I look for? Not the delicious recipes from Martha Stewart. Not how to increase my ever-dwindling stock portfolio. Not even pornography. I want to know what is going on in the high-class world of entertainment. I find all the bizarre and interesting entertainment news that only a geek like me can find. Read about the news - both normal and weird - in my weekly Geek Report!


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NAKED PHOTOSHOOT FOR CHER

MARTHA CHECKS IN

PUPPET SEX CUT

ZETA-JONES’ STALKER TRIAL ON TV

SHOOTING AT SIEGFRIED AND ROY

MEL’S PASSIONATE STALKER

DUFF/LOHAN FRUED

ANDERSON’S RAPE CHARGE DISMISSED

DEADBEAT DADDY P. DIDDY

HOTTIE WOLVERINE MIGHT GET OWN GIG - HE IS SO YUMMY!!!

BEATTLE’S MEMORABILIA STOLEN

RODNEY DIES WITH RESPECT

JACKO WANTS DA OUT

GIRLS GOT THE UPDATES ON SNL

BRITNEY FINALIZES MARRIAGE AND DIVORCES MANAGER

LORETTA LYNN’S COURT SUIT

JA RULES ASSULT TRIAL

MELISSA ETHERIDGE DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER

NO MORE MOVIES FOR SPACEY???

MARTHA’S SMOOTH SENTENCE

NEW SEX TAPE FOR PARIS

CONAN TO TAKE OVER LENO’S JOB - WILL THE MASTERBATING BEAR FOLLOW?

CATHERINE’S STALKER SAYING SHE’S INNOCENT

LEO’S LAWSUIT DISMISSED

GAMBLING ‘APPRENTICE’ BUSTS FINALE

REAL LESBIAN FROM ‘SEX AND THE CITY’

TERRORIZM STOPS ALANIS CONCERT

‘ROCKY’ ROYALTIES HAVE TO BE PAID

SEAN CONNERY RETIRING?

DELAY OF 007

CORBETT RETIRING

EMINEN RIPS MADONNA

MORE BUCKS FOR OLSEN TWINS

AVRIL SINGS SPONGEBOB

SPECTOR MURDER INDICTMENT

KEVIN COSTNER GETS MARRIED

EXTENDED ‘RETURN OF THE KING’ DVD

LONG LOST HONEYMOONERS EPISODE

WILL GOV ARNOLD BE IN ‘T4’?

MADONNA OFFERS BRITNEY HONEYMOON HEAVEN

JOAQUIN PHOENIX BREAKDOWN

BRITNEY MARRIES, SWEATSUITS FOR EVERYONE

EMMY AWARDS

COURTNEY LOVE’S FINANCIAL WOES

SLUTTY OUTFITS FOR EMINEM

CULKIN NEW VENTURE, JAIL ALONE

ANOTHER CHILDS STAR IN JAIL OVER LOBSTERS

ANOTHER CHILD STAR IN JAIL FOR DUI

JACKO’S $25 MILLION DOLLAR PAYOUTS

‘REVENGE OF THE NERDS’ REMAKE - MCG TO PRODUCE

JACKO FACES ACCUSERS MOTHER

ANOTHER SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGE FOR ANTHONY ANDERSON

ZETA-JONES’ STALKER’S TRAIL TO START

BEING BI-POLAR MUST BE IN - ANOTHER BI-POLAR STAR ADMISSION

BOBBY BROWN REALITY SHOW

CASH FOR CASH

MADONNA’S BODYGUARDS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

IT’S OFFICIAL - JESSICA “DUKE”

DUI FOR EX-BAYWATCH STAR

SPECTOR GETS MORE TIME TO PROVE INNOCENCE

SONY TO BUY MGM

ROBIN GIVENS OFF THE HOOK

JACKO’S FORMER ACCUSERS’ UNCLE SPEAKS OUT

DRUG INDUCED HEART ATTACK FOR JAMES

OLSEN TWINS TO PROMOTE MCDONALS - ALTHOUGH THEY PROBABLY WON’T EAT IT

HEF’S ‘SUPERBUNNIES’

ANNA NICOLE GROPES HERSELF ON TV

TOM CRUISE GETS TURNED DOWN - IS THIS GIRL CRAZY?! ESPECIALLY AFTER THE NEXT STORY

CRUISE COULD GET $360 MILLION FOR NEXT ROLE

JACKO ADMITS HE SETTLED

CATHERINE ZETA-JONES’ STALKER HEARING

4,700 LOVERS FOR GENE SIMMONS

JUDGE TERMINATES ARNOLD’S ACCUSER

JOHANSSON’S PRESS STALKER

WEIRD AL’S INSECT ENCOUNTER

JOHN RITTER’S FAMILY SUES HOSPITAL

NAOMI’S DRUG DISHING

MADONNA’S TV CONCERT NO MORE

NO MORE NOAH ON ‘ER’

STONE IN ‘BASIC INSTINCT 2’

CARMEN ON ‘MANHUNT’

THE DUKE BOYS ARE CAST FOR THE ‘DUKES OF HAZZARD’

WILL ‘HAPPY DAYS’ DIE ALREADY! - I GUESS NOT

‘JEOPARDY’ FALL

FILMING BEGINS ON NEW ‘KING KONG’

SHAQ’S RAP REVENGE

DE NIRO SAYS HE’S PLAYING IT REAL

NO MORE PALTROW MOVIES? - WAAAAAHHHHH! SAY IT AIN’T SO!

SIZEMORE SHOOTING

WARDROBE APPROVAL FOR JESSICA

A MOON FROM MISS UNIVERSE

R. KELLY TROUBLES

N’SYNC WEDDING

DMB’S POOP DNA

ANOTHER JACKO ACCUSER’S PAYOUT

BIG BUCKS FOR BRITNEY’S GUM

MONK’S SHARONA IS OUT

LEO AND TOBEY TRYING TO STOP A BUDDY’S FILM

SIZEMORE’S PEE TELLS THE TALE

TRUMP REALITY SHOW - BUT NOT DONALD

ART-HOUSE DIRECTOR COULD DO 5TH HARRY POTTER MOVIE

CHARLIZE INJURED

JACKO’S BAIL BUCKS STAY

‘PASSION’S HUGE DVDNG

ANOTHER LEGAL BATTLE FOR DE LA HOYA

50 CENT BOOED OFF STAGE

CROWE’S BATTLE WITH BODYGARD

JA RULE SAYS HE’S INNOCENT

DELTA’S HUBBY’S CANCER SCARE

‘INDIAN LARRY’ DIES IN BIKE ACCIDENT

JEN AND BRAD ADOPTING?

STAR TREK CAPTAIN IN RECOVERY

LIOTTA ON ‘ER’

DAVE MATTHEWS POOP

JACKSON JAILHOUSE DOO DOO STORY UNFOUNDED

OLYMPIC BOOBS BRING IN RATINGS

‘STAR WARS’ THE TV SERIES?

TOMMY LEE BACK AT SCHOOL

ELLEN TO PLAY GOD

MIKE WALLACE FREE

DANGERFIELD OUT OF DANGER

A WHOPPER FOR PARIS

TRUMP UNIVERSITY

BEENIE MAN OFF MTV

JACKO’S DEATH THREAT MAKER BUSTED

DANNY GLOVER ARRESTED

HILFIGER REALITY SHOW

TINKERBELL REWARD POSTER ON EBAY

BRITNEY’S WEDDING VIDEO

JULIA ROBERTS ON A BREAK

GENE SIMMONS ON ‘QUEER EYE’

TINKERBELL MAY NEVER HAVE BEEN LOST

JOE PISCOPO NJ GOV?

CLAY AIKEN VOTED SEXIEST

IT WILL BE A GOOD CHRISMAS FOR CHRIS ALEXIS,‘SPIDEY 2’ ON DVD AT X-MAS

I’M NOT WACKO SAYS JACKO

‘GUILTY’ SAYS OPRAH

TINKERBELL FOUND!

‘MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA’ READY TO FILM

JLO ON ‘WILL AND GRACE’

SPLITSVILLE FOR STAMOS

TRUTH BEHIND PARIS’ BRUISES

TRUMP BOARD GAME

MORE COURT DRAMA FOR COURTNEY LOVE

GUINNESS RECORD FOR REGIS

VAN HALEN SUES ORIOLES

‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ SUIT

BULLOCK IN COURT

JACKO GETTING THREATS

JANE PAULEY BIPOLAR

BEYONCE’S BEAUTIFUL PAY CHECK

JUSTINE AND CAMERON ENGAGED

POTTER LIVES AFTER 7TH BOOK

NICKY HILTON MARRIES MONEY

KEANU ENGAGED

WAAAHHHH! NO MORE ‘N SYNC

CRAIG KILBORN QUITS

OPRAH ON JURY DUTY

JULIA CHILDS DIES

DA ON WITNESS STAND WHILE JACKO PRESENT

SNOOP DOGG’S SETTLEMENT OF ‘GIRLS GONE WILD’ SUIT

SNOOP DOGG’S NEW SUIT GIVEN WHILE ONSTAGE

NAOMI CAMPBELL HITS HER MAID

‘M-I 3’ ON HOLD WHILE CRUISE AND SPIELBERG UNITE

DON’T MESS WITH MIKE WALLACE

VAN DER BEEK WINS SUIT

JOHN HEFFRON IS ‘LAST COMIC STANDING’

CLINT’S SETTLEMENT

JOHANSSON IS HUNTING JAKE GYLLENHAAL

HOLY MOLE-Y! FRED SAVAGE ALL GROWN UP AND MARRIED

ALICIA KEYS PHONE WOES

GEORGE CLINTON’S DRUG PLEA

SIZEMORE’S MORE TROUBLE

ROB REINER SAVES JENNIFER ANISTON

PHOTOGRAPHER SUES CHRISTINA FOR BEATING

CANCER EFFECTS STONE’S DRUMMER

HOLLYWOOD STARS FOR LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY

NO MARRIAGE TROUBLES FOR KATE HUDSON

CRUISE SAYS HE’S NOT WANTING KIDMAN BACK

SEE THE PILOTS THAT WERE NEVER SHOWN

HILTONS ROBBED

FIENNES TO BE VOLDERMORT

TOM BROKAW’S STALKER

RICK JAMES “SUPER FREAK” DEAD

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT REALITY SHOW

OPRAH IS HERE TO STAY

MADONNA’S KABBALAH NY SCHOOL

JACKO’S GAG ORDER

'SEINFELD’ DVD

MOVIE MIGHT HURT SCUBA INDUSTRY

PINK FLOYD, THE MUSICAL

SO SORRY SAYS BEENIE MAN

‘BACHELORETTE’ 2

KID ROCK AND ANDERSON BACK TOGETHER

‘SOPRANOS’ STAR WACKS CANCER

ALICE COOPER’S SNAKE IN ER

BERRY WANTS ANOTHER ‘CATWOMAN’

KEVIN SMITH RENEWS VOWS

BEN AFFLECK ON ‘QUEER EYE’

PINK LEAVES PRAGUE AFTER BOMBING

BRITNEY’S KABBALAH WEDDING

IS PARIS A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE?

ACCIDENT AT NEVERLAND

ZETA-JONES’ STALKER’S SUICIDE ATTEMPT

ANTHONY ANDERSON CHARGED WITH RAPE

CAGE TIES THE KNOT

COURTNEY LOVE’S DEAL

‘IDOL’ BITES THE DUST

SOUTH PARK GETS SYNDICATION

RUSSELL SIMMONS WIFE ARRESTED

BRANDY GETTING MARRIED FOR REAL

MATT & BEN START UP REALITY

VERSACE IN REHAB

ANNA NICOLE DEFENDS KRISTIE ALLEY

LIL’ KIM INNOCENT

DUSTIN HOFFMAN HERO

BROSNAN NO LONGER BOND

SIEGFRIED & ROY OVER

PSYCHIC TOLD PARIS TO BREAK IT OFF

AMY FISHER AUTOBIOGRAPHY

ANOTHER BEN BREAKUP

STAR WARS III NEW NAME

BRITNEY’S STEP BABY

JACKO A DAD AGAIN?

CELEBRITY STALKERS

“SOPRANOS” SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES

JUSTINE STEAMING MAD OVER STEAMY SEX STORY

“CSI” FIRING THEN HIRING

BRANDY SECRET

NO CHO

GREAT WHITE TROUBLE CONTINUES

RONSTADT BOOTED

‘X-MAN’ DIRECTOR IS A SUPERMAN

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