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Farting like a Professional Farter
Written by Raffman on June 20 2004
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You really can't beat a sweet mullet. What other haircut
allows you to keep the party, yet look entirely business-like at the same time? While they were the
style to have back in the 80's, they've taken quite the proverbial beating and can only be seen now in mass through delicious,
mullet-honoring websites such as this. In fact, you can even rate the
hundreds of mullets we have featured, if
playing god is your thing.
Paul Johnson Jr., an American engineer working for Lockheed-Martin in Saudi Arabia, was kidnapped by Al
Qaeda militants this past week and yesterday, beheaded. This is now the second American hostage that
has been executed in that style, with its video and graphic
images later broadcasted from Arabian websites. My deepest regrets and sorrows go out to the
Johnson family and friends, I cannot imagine your pain. According to the latest news today, Saudi
officials have responded to this heinous incident by killing Abdel Aziz al-Muqrin, the self-proclaimed
leader of Al Qaeda in Saudi Arabia and the nation's most wanted militant. He also was the man who
claimed the life of Paul Johnson Jr yesterday, along with countless other lives in the Middle East. I
had my doubts on Riyadh and how the Saudi government would or could respond to this, though they have
proved me wrong. There is no
other way to fight terror and my hat goes off to them for their action.
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easier for all of you to upload your sweetest party pictures, so there won't be any problems come fall
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I've also added two new awesome movies to our movies section, one very serious, the other downright
hysterical. The former is a documentary on the soldiers that are currently serving in Iraq, the latter
a documentary on farting. And if you haven't registered yet in our forums then register here. For
those of you who are reading this and haven't registered, you're missing out on all the fun. Somewhere
out there, Bob Sagat is crying and it's all your
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