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Hhhhhhh
A catfight involving teenage girls.
Susie and Jan had a bit of a hhhhhhh yesterday.
Submitted by Chrissy
Hackchoo
When you sneeze and cough at the same time.
The odor from the week-old garbage made me hackchoo.
Submitted by Lisa
Hairobics
Bad hair day.
The shampoo I used today is making my hair do hairobics in the wind.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Happitality
A state of extreme happiness.
The world needs some happitality.
Submitted by Zowen
Heartquake
The phenomenon of an earthquake taking place in the heart.
The day she refused to be mine, I sensed an heartquake which had a depressing effect.
Submitted by Saurabh Niranjan Turakhia
Heartune
A love song.
I felt so good when my boyfriend sang me a heartune.
Submitted by Deana
Hectivity
Very busy; lots of activity, turmoil, haste
There's been a lot of hectivity at work today.
Submitted by Bob Kiley
Heircraft
Working your way to the top of the will of a rich relative.
His heircraft landed him in the lap of luxury.
Submitted by John Elliott
Helioon
A helium-filled baloon.
I like helioons. better than regular baloonos because they float.
Submitted by Shane
Hemisfear
Anxious concern, reluctance to cross the equator.
The hemisfear denied Magellan a trip to Australia.
Submitted by John Elliott
Hetty
A combination of hot and sweaty.
It was so muggy I was feeling quite hetty.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Heyride
A drive-by shouting.
Several gang members had their mouths washed out with soap for hurling epithets from a moving car in a heyride.
Submitted by John Elliott
Hidrawlic
In the deep south, people wave to you and say "Hi Y'all." They're practicing their hidrawlics.
Several folks put their hidrawlics to use on the newcomers.
Submitted by Carol Cole
Hip-hopular
Hip and popular, especially in media or culture.
Baggy pants might be hip-hopular now, but they'll soon go the way of skinny ties.
Submitted by John Brassil
Hipondent
When you're feeling incredibly cool and depressed at the same time.
After the makeover, I was totally hipondent because I didn't have a date.
Submitted by Zain S.
Hiscarious
So funny it's scary.
Thinking back on Florida and the election, that's hiscarious!
Submitted by Shaheen L.
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Quit Smoking Playbook. Read it and quit!
Zoobooks
Hissteria
Fear of snakes.
The little girl fell into the snake pit and it was mass hissteria.
Submitted by John Elliott
Hokeydoodle
An expression of surprise.
Hokydoodle! You've got to be kidding!!!
Submitted by Olive Breitkreuz
Hompiddle
Always finding a way to avoid a parental scolding.
Little Jerry surely was a hompiddle before he started school.
Submitted by Elmer M.
Honkeristic
Sweet or awsome.
Man, that was honkeristic.
Submitted by Velita
Hormendous
Large and unattractive.
Our neighbors have constructed a hormendous chicken coop.
Submitted by Don Crowder
Horredy
A horrer-comedy.
When it first came out it was a horror, but today The Exorcist is just a horredy.
Submitted by Em
Horridabibble
Horrid and horrible.
I saw the most horridabibble hairdo yesterday!
Submitted by Morgan McDade
Horrorscope
A bad news astrology reading.
The customer fled in terror when the astrologist read her horrorscope.
Submitted by John Elliott
Horsepital
Where horses are cared for when sick.
My stallion was kicked by another stallion so I had to rush him to the horsepital.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Hortitorture
The mistreatment of one's plants; usually resulting in their demise.
He has a black thumb; he's a master of hortitorture.
Submitted by Ron Wilson
Hospicable
Hospitality and dispicable.
The drive was nice, but the host was hospicable!
Submitted by Monty
Hospitaliration
Description of skimpy meals served in medical facilities.
Despite skyrocketing costs, patient's meals at the hospital suffered from hospitaliration.
Submitted by Frank Kramerman
Hugaloo
A really great big hug.
I gave my friend a big hugaloo.
Submitted by Jacque M., VA
Hugatunity
Any opportunity to give someone a hug.
I saw a hugatunity when my mother came into the room.
Submitted by Paul
Hugsitation
That awkward pause when one can't decide whether to greet someone with a handshake or a hug.
It had been years since Emmy had seen her old classmate, but she stood there paralyzed by hugsitation for only a few seconds before he stepped up and gave her a rib-crushing bear hug.
Submitted by Muddy
Hunormous
Humungously enormous.
That egg salad sandwich was hunormous and I couldn't finish it all!
Submitted by Kate Hill
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