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Herpes and Eyeballs Don't Mix
Written by Raffman on October 30 2004
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In a
crazy turn of events, I got a phone call
from probably the last person I'd ever expect to hear from in my life last night. Paris Hilton. Yes, the loveable socialite,
Paris Hilton. She called to tell me how much she loved College Downtime, and that she always
checked in on it once a week or so. I was in shock, because I always figured she was came like
once a day, not once a week. During our conversation I mentioned how I was finishing up my HealthStep review for the long-awaited Random Ass Review section, and she gasped. Turns out
she had just bought one a few weeks ago and it had just arrived earlier that day. So after
that wierd coincidence, I asked her if she'd do an interview with me for the site, you know, to
get her comments and feelings behind the HealthStep. She agreed and I asked away. I've
included the entire world exclusive interview with
the HealthStep review, along with a few other interviews with other superstar celebrities who
have been raving about the crazy contraption, and who just happen to be hardcore College
Downtime readers as well. In fact, with this new rush of celebrity interviews I've decided to
dedicate an entire section on the website to house them all for you. Some other notables
you'll see coming soon are interviews with Kim Jong Il, Uncle Ray, and of course, God himself.
Since you don't have enough reasons to keep coming back to College Downtime, hopefully our
exlusive interviews will do the trick. Hell - we get to interview God for christ's sake! What's cooler than that?
While I was watching television today I saw easily the most disturbing medical commercial ad I've ever seen. The ad talked about a
new prescription medicine that treats people for Herpes of the eye. Yes, herpes of the eye. I didn't even know that
this was possible in the first place, then once I thought about it I almost got sick. Although
I can't remember the name of the new treatment, I do know that it's an eyedrop treatment, not
pills. I'm still confused as to how someone contracts Herpes of the eye; I guess I'll have to
ask that to Paris next time I interview her. I'm sure she can inform of us on the side-effects
and whatnot, or at least soem of the symptoms or warning signs. That woman is just a library
of information, let me tell you. She knows a little bit of everything this crazy world has to
offer. Whether that's good or bad is up to you. I still can't believe that anyone in their
right mind would actually purchase that woman's book, but
now I'm getting off-topic. Actually, fuck that, has there been a central topic to all of
this?
In local news one of our staff columnists, Steinwhe, was informed yesterday that he was awarded
a huge $10,000 academic scholarship that he applied for online a couple months ago. Click here
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