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Gun Safety and Whitey-Tighties
Written by Raffman on May 2 2004
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Wouldn't you just love to wake up to that
pretty face? I bet all the children that have slept over at this deuchebag's theme-park of a house have. This morning on the news I saw that the prosecution is bringing
forth a few new items to be used as evidence in the trial: a few pairs of Jackson's whitey-tighties and a vanity license plate. Now if you seriously
thought he was a boxer guy, you should be
shot<. Or even worse, you should be required to spend a weekend sleeping over at Neverland with the King of Molestation himself.
The vanity plate, which is basically icing on the
prosecution's cake, reads, "ALL BOYS". Case closed. Hey Michael, tell Martha Stewart we said hello!
On a brighter note, a gun-saftey
instructor shot himself in the thigh during one of his classes which included over 50 parents and children. Apparently he removed
the magazine, then had his partner physically examine that the barrel was empty before he pulled the trigger. You know, I don't know who was
a bigger moron; the guy who literally shot
himself or his partner who was supposed to make sure that the barrel was empty. That decision, I'll leave up to you.
As I'm sure all of you already know, former NFL star Pat
Tillman gave up a lucrative $18 million football contract to become an Army Ranger and fight for our country after the tragic
events of September, 11th. This past week Rene
Gonzalez, a student at the University of Massachusetts, wrote a story literally slamming Tillman and his actions in his "prestigous" school newspaper. Our great friend Ernie
over at Ernie's House of Whoop Ass Dot Com
(sweet fuckin name, eh?), wrote a great response that hit the nail on the coffin, as well as effectively labling Gonzalez as a Certified
Deuchebag. Well done, Ernie, well done!
Onto other things, we here at College Downtime hope every single one of you have studied hard for your final exams, and if you haven't been
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