Chickens are so scary!! Whoever made this website is sick and twisted!!
Chicken Head
United States - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:00:23 (EST)
Save the chickens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chicken Head
Uk - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 08:26:07 (EST)
tis clukin good so far!!!!
bootiful chikie!
england - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 09:41:25 (EST)
hey this site is awesome
Chicken Head
virginia - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 15:07:00 (EST)
this site is awesome, but u need more content! u guys rule!!!
sara
sara chicken lover
usa - Saturday, February 12, 2005 at 22:03:15 (EST)
I love your website it's very interesting to read.
http://www.jokes123.com
Chicken Head
- Wednesday, February 02, 2005 at 04:01:46 (EST)
I love chicken it is yummy, unless its grilled... then its dry... by the way I'm a Nomad because the chicken government kicked me out of the Chick Republic... thanks guys...
Everybody every where
I'm a Nomad - Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 12:34:07 (EST)
I will be launching a new website of handmade fabric chickens soon. Hopefully by February. Maybe we could link with each others sites to provide more advertisement for both of us and additional chicken stuff to our customers. You can reach me at SaucyChicks
Thank you!
Michelle Smith
United States - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 19:15:44 (EST)
Bokcluck boc boc cluck boc. You know?
Chicken Head
Cluckensplat - Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 04:40:52 (EST)
to get to the oyher side!
Toya
Michigen - Friday, December 31, 2004 at 00:32:43 (EST)
How did the monkey cross the road?
He jumped on the chicken's back!
Lina
USA - Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 13:20:39 (EST)
OK i've been coming to this site regularly for a while now and i'm wondering when are you gonna get some new joke?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! They're starting to get a little old don't you think?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
-great thanks!
Fried chicken or bust!
Boondocks, some place in the USA - Friday, December 10, 2004 at 12:53:43 (EST)
this is the most awesome of the most awesome websites.... i wish i had found this one earlier in my life time.... really i do i love it to its compleate max of loving it!!!!
a.r.r.
chicken obsession
U.S.A. - Thursday, December 09, 2004 at 16:01:26 (EST)
because it he was taped to my shoe.
Chicken Head
usa - Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 22:53:44 (EST)
Why Did The Gum Cross The Road?
'Cause It Was Stuck To The Chickens Foot!
Chick-a-boom
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 23:58:54 (EST)
Haha, I love it!
Linz :)
Canada - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 16:28:34 (EST)
This is such an awesome site!!! :D
Mac the Monkeh
Outer Space - Sunday, November 21, 2004 at 17:29:19 (EST)
this is such a random site.
but i like it!!! =}
i aint gotta name
mars - Wednesday, November 17, 2004 at 15:52:12 (EST)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, go ask the chicken!
Ha Ha funny ( your suposed to laugh)ready 1-2-3- Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
Do you like?
eggsactly,
t.v.CHICKS!!
t.v.CHICKS!!
Scandinavia - Sunday, November 14, 2004 at 18:24:23 (EST)
this is 1 of the best websites!!!!!
i'm making 1 of my own :
www.freewebs.com/chicken-winger/
its not totally finished but its kool. this website is the bomb!
Chicken Head
usa - Saturday, November 13, 2004 at 16:03:38 (EST)
i love this site!!!
chicken josie
australia - Thursday, November 11, 2004 at 20:21:29 (EST)
how did the gum get across the road???
it was stuck on the chickens foot.
Chicken Head
usa - Wednesday, November 10, 2004 at 22:08:59 (EST)
hey!
kenny
usa - Monday, November 08, 2004 at 21:43:35 (EST)
I am no chicken head!! I even gotta hat made like a chicken. Oh, come to think of it, maybe I am a chicken head?? 'Ya think???
Cute site, hope my Ctrld worked, because I did not hit the + was I supposed to??
FiveStarLady*** **
U.S.A. - Friday, November 05, 2004 at 12:20:16 (EST)
hiiiiii stupids.we dont have time to waste here.
Chicken Head
india - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 13:06:06 (EST)
I like this site it rocks. I like the song? ZI have a suggestion make the song play over and over!
Chicken Head
none of ur buissness! - Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 12:40:17 (EDT)
shame marie lmao,lol
Chicken Head
america - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 07:12:55 (EDT)
OH PLEASE, GET REAL SHAUNA RAE.
Chicken Head
america - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 07:11:30 (EDT)
hi i like my chicken jokes cos i'm american and of course i'm dumb.
Chicken Head
america - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 07:08:45 (EDT)
this web site is so awesoem i think is is going too be my home page it is so funny and so great i think its one of the best web sites i ever looked at
shauna rae
canada - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 17:14:26 (EDT)
gggggggreat i tryed to do the dance but it didnt work.lol.
marie
sheffield - Sunday, October 24, 2004 at 11:41:44 (EDT)
a website about chickens with games and puzzles?!?!?!? weird!!!!!!
angelgrl
U.S. - Sunday, October 24, 2004 at 10:45:35 (EDT)
you smell like a chicken u smelly chickin!
mike hunt
Wales - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 05:15:58 (EDT)
CLuck cluck cluck bawaaark! This is the best chicken joke site on the Internet by far! I love it!
Roo Ster
England - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 03:55:04 (EDT)
Very Funnny Site....
Brittany Eplin
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 12:45:08 (EDT)
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM,
MR.BOB
mr.bob03
California - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 22:58:20 (EDT)
i love this site ok
NWA IGBO
ABIDJAN - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 06:12:09 (EDT)
Just checkin back for ma daily dose of chicken fun! im still in my chicken gang and its wicked! we love u the creator of this site!!
Jecca Chicken!!
- Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 16:10:01 (EDT)
Empty nest syndrome
Clucking Good
Auckland - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 07:24:25 (EDT)
a finger licking good site.
Clucking Good
Sydney - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 06:57:24 (EDT)
Dear diary,
brett breterson looked @ me 2day!!! i almost wet mi pants in glee it was amazing!! then i sat down @ the caffiteria & drank only diet coke, so i wouldnt get PHAT!!!!! then i went to the celebration of chiken head festiville.it was awesome its so cool 2 live in a country where the chikens count.....oh all the spices..that fat kernal in america ripped us off!!!thats 4 sure
Chicken Head
lithuania - Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 17:41:46 (EDT)
wow wow wow wow wow chicken dance!!!!!!!!!!! i love it!!! its sooo cool :D :D :D :D :D
chicken dancer
uk - Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 07:01:08 (EDT)
I love this site!!!
Chicken Head
USA - Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 15:42:58 (EDT)
This web site is tons of fun!
Chicken Head
UK - Sunday, September 12, 2004 at 01:02:24 (EDT)
Love this site! I've linked to it for the past 3 years from my own site, www.2smartchix.com. Nothing's as satisfying as a good chicken joke.....well almost nothing
Smart Chik
USA - Thursday, August 26, 2004 at 20:03:14 (EDT)
mi fav animal is a chicken they r the best things eva yay im goin to get a baby chicken and raise it mi self o ya im good peace im outside the box wit mi chicken bi bi all
pooboob
usa - Tuesday, August 24, 2004 at 04:14:25 (EDT)
Love this !!! I am a TEXAS chicken head cluck cluck
Chicken Head
United States - Monday, August 23, 2004 at 17:41:06 (EDT)
To get away from the Rooster! Then he could have all those other dumb chicks!
Chicken Head
USA - Saturday, August 14, 2004 at 19:36:00 (EDT)
can we get this chicken to comunicate better,he just stands there sometimes and doesn't do anything.i like this chicken website
burdsnest
usa - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 11:52:58 (EDT)
im with jess lol me in chicken gang me chicken hi
betty chicken
uk - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 07:44:02 (EDT)
Hiya my name is jess and i am in a chicken gang with 4 of my best mates! we have so many laughs together and this website is just the best! we visit it every day to check out what new stuff has been added! thanx for makin this!! the chicken gang lives on! GO CHICKEN! lol xxxx
Jecca Chicken!!
- Friday, July 30, 2004 at 05:12:21 (EDT)
chickens are good...
cheese is good...
this site is good...
Chicken Joe
Chicken Head
USA - Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 02:12:26 (EDT)
Your jokes were funny? I liked the horse and the chicken one.
tweety
Asia - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 14:03:55 (EDT)
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Chicken Head
chicken - Saturday, July 03, 2004 at 17:52:06 (EDT)
why did the chicken go in the middle of the road?????
Because he thought the middle of the truck was the cream filling.
homedog
northcarolina - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 23:22:29 (EDT)
Why are some of my comments not on here... i think they should be... why delete the ones that have only been on here for a few days or even a few months?? Why not delete the ones that have been on here for YEARS??? and i might add that none of them were rude or obscene either... so i speak for everyone who ever had a message deleted... please stop it!!!!!
-Oscar Mayer, Lyla, Sprouts, Chicken Monster Sprouts, Liana, Rev. Lovejoy, Chicken Lover 1, El Pollo, and i think that's it... but that's all me... thanks...
Oscar
in the boonies - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 14:39:47 (EDT)
CHICKENS ROCK. THE CHICKEN DANCE PAGE IS THE BEST THING EVER!! POWER TO THE CHICKENS! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Brittany
USA - Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 00:39:51 (EDT)
THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVER! CHICKENS ROCK! "OH YEAH," MANDA!! HEE HE!
lots of love
brittany
Brittany Beachem
USA - Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 12:56:21 (EDT)
Ur site is kewl, I don't like living in Egg McMuffin ville, no nice guys, eggs alway burt when u turn around.
Chicken Head
Egg McMuffin vile - Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 20:32:48 (EDT)
!etisbew siht ekil I
Nayr
ASU - Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 21:41:09 (EDT)
I say the chicken accidently crossed the road.
shelby
u.s. - Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 19:56:01 (EDT)
This websit rocks i love it! I love chickens sooooooooooooooooooooooo much and now i know there are websites about chickens!
Chicken LUVR!!!!
U.S.A - Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 13:44:57 (EDT)
Really awesome site. I got another joke for you.
Judge Judy: Why do you care why the chicken crossed the road? Besides, asking the poor chicken so many times why he decided to excersize his free will is called harassment. Now get out of my court.
Jeff
USA - Saturday, May 22, 2004 at 14:04:59 (EDT)
Your site is still awesome!! Great stuff!!
http://www.rubberchickenforthesoul.com
Rubber Chicken For The Soul
USA - Friday, May 21, 2004 at 14:37:40 (EDT)
this site is pretty damn cool:)
danielle frances genung
hopatcong,new jersey - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 10:27:16 (EDT)
i love chicken! chicken thats all i say!chickenish! i feel chickenish! oh did i mention i like chickenish!
kittymoonie03(courtney houle)
california - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 22:59:08 (EDT)
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
GEORGE W. BUSH I don’t think I should have to answer that question.
MARTHA STEWART No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer’s market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any inside information.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side”. That’s what they call it, the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side”.
DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I’ve not been told.
VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
COLNEL SANDERS I missed one?
THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road”. And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Chelsea Chicken
Canada - Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 20:57:24 (EDT)
my favorite of all time:
Q.: "W.d.t.c.c.t.r?"
A: "To see a man lay bricks."
Chicken Head Alli
usa - Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 04:31:08 (EDT)
Thanks
BOBMUGU
USA - Saturday, April 24, 2004 at 08:53:03 (EDT)
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CHICKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HaNnAh
- Friday, April 23, 2004 at 23:01:19 (EDT)
I like swiss cheese
Chicken b0y
achoo - Friday, April 23, 2004 at 11:16:06 (EDT)
They say there's a web site for everything and this definitely makes that point!! Nice job - this site is fun.
Dan P
USA - Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 23:05:02 (EDT)
Cool site bok bok bok bok bwaaark!
charlie w
uk - Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 01:23:10 (EDT)
Who ever deleted my writing is gona get NUKED. TELLAPORT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Number 2
Sector 8 - Monday, April 19, 2004 at 09:26:32 (EDT)
The webmaster has been deleting your obscene messages.
Get back to your schoolwork or we'll contact your principal!
, Central Catholic High School, Toledo, Ohio
I love this website! I visit all the time
Jimmy
UK - Sunday, April 19, 2004 at 06:21:34 (EDT)
This website is dumb
Brianna
USA - Sunday, April 18, 2004 at 20:24:41 (EDT)
No one knows who made the jokes up. to bad.
King
- Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 19:23:38 (EDT)
Does anyone have a clue about who collected these chicken jokes and compiled them? My son would like to use them in a speech class and he needs an author (if know) to cite. I sure would appreciate the help ASAP! Thanks
Tammy Brazier
USA - Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 16:59:48 (EDT)
I like chocalate chickens
Jillian perz
us - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 10:08:34 (EDT)
i love chicken its the best in the world this one time i eat it i was cool ya i eat it no one has ever done that ya i eat it!!!!!
Tayia
@#!$ - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 10:00:04 (EDT)
This website is scrumptious, the jokes are hilarious.
John Langenderfer
us - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 09:58:41 (EDT)
if u eat a chicken u r a chicken but if it has sauce u r a turkey
TODD BROWN FO
- Monday, April 05, 2004 at 09:39:43 (EDT)
I just wanted to let you know that i love chickens!! I am probably more obsessed with chickens than anyone it the world!!!!
Chicken Marchin' Paws
USA - Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 15:08:24 (EST)
Great Jokes! (though some of them sucks, sorry, no offence)
Anarawen
Myanmar - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 23:50:31 (EST)
Great site. Gave me a good couple laughs.
Toby
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 13:32:04 (EST)
Good site, needs more jokes.
Q)Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
A)To get to the other...err...umm...
Chiral
UK - Thursday, March 25, 2004 at 10:46:02 (GMT)
tellie tubbies, tellie tubbies, say he-llo! good-bye! say he-llo! good-bye! say good-bye! he-llo! thats it! i quit! i'm verry sorry this wasn't about chickens; i just had the urge to type it, its not my fault! well actually it is, but so what!!!
courtneyhoule
c.a. - Sunday, March 21, 2004 at 20:37:10 (EST)
chikenish,i feel chickenish, this kind of feelin' i can't explain, CHICKENISH!
c.a.k.a.z.a.m.whee!
california - Saturday, March 20, 2004 at 15:50:33 (GMT)
Q.how many chickens are there in the world? A.how am i soppose to knnow!?!?
kittymoonie53
california - Saturday, March 20, 2004 at 10:42:19 (EST)
i love chicken!!!!!!!thats all i say, chicken, chicken, chicken! by the way, i like chicken.
kittymoonie53
C.A. - Saturday, March 20, 2004 at 15:26:43 (GMT)
Has any one out there seen my Pantuflas anywhere???
El Pollo
Guam - Saturday, March 13, 2004 at 19:18:32 (GMT)
chickin land what is it???
fried chickin
chicklind - Thursday, March 11, 2004 at 14:45:31 (CST)
y did the boy stick a hose in
his frands ear?
Chicken Head
mi - Thursday, March 11, 2004 at 15:27:48 (EST)
These jokes suck does no one have a good sense of humor??
Rebeccah Allen
Canada - Wednesday, March 10, 2004 at 01:28:29 (GMT)
Chickens are SO cool!!!!
Chicken Head
U.S.A. - Sunday, March 07, 2004 at 23:23:04 (EST)
Any lymrics with the word timbutoo in them.
Chicken Head
USR - Sunday, March 07, 2004 at 11:53:28 (GMT)
I love Chickens!!!!!
Lindsey Copple
U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 20:15:15 (GMT)
If anyone is reading this type in chicken in the guest book
Mr. Fuzzypoo
U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 15:36:48 (GMT)
I'm sorry it's wisconcion chickens that commit sucide, not Wyoming
Mr. Fuzzypoo
U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:18:23 (EST)
Yes i'm also 3782 from warcraft.
Mr. Fuzzypoo
U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 09:17:09 (CST)
Turkeys, roosters, & ducks are allies and don't eat them or chickens. Eat cows and pigs. And why are monkeys gay?
Mr. Fuzzypoo
U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:14:31 (EST)
this is one of craziest (humorous) sites in the web.
I am the Chicken Protecter of East Texas in U.S. And I'm here to inform you that there is a war between the chickens, cows, & pigs. It is a free for all war and the chickens in Wyomimg are doing sucide and are spys for the cows! KILL ALL COWS AND PIGS! cHICKENS ARE YOUR FRIEND, DON'T EAT THEM!!!
Mr. Fuzzypoo
U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 15:11:40 (GMT)
Love the website! I'm absolutely crazy about chickens and now I can annoy all my friends with chicken jokes and playing the chicken dance song over and over.
chile_chicken
New Zealand - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 02:56:29 (GMT)
BLA BLA
Chicken Head no2
P.I.N.O - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 05:31:08 (EST)
sup nice website
chris
conway - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 00:47:18 (GMT)
wow the chicken dance owns. Well the music anyhow
SparnY
home - Sunday, February 29, 2004 at 16:05:41 (EST)
I loVe ChiCkeNs!!<3
MonkEy CroTcH
MeXicO - Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 19:48:21 (EST)
cool site!
Faffy
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:39:19 (CST)
Everybody should do the CHICKEN DANCE!!!Chickens kick ass!!!
Ernie
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 23:34:58 (GMT)
Nice chicken jokes!
Joel Robinson
United States - Saturday, February 21, 2004 at 15:44:28 (GMT)
Foreign chickens are good
Jess and Reub
engzeal - Saturday, February 21, 2004 at 08:33:48 (GMT)
Why didnt the chinkin cross the road ? Becous he was to chiken hehehehhhehe
Chicken Head
- Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 01:06:32 (GMT)
I LOVE CHIKNS. DUCKS ARE STUPID AND MONKEYS ARE GAY BUT CHIKNS RULE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE CHIKNS I WILL BURN YOU AND FLY AN AIRPLANE INTO YOUR HOUSE-LOL-BUT SERIOUSLY YALL KEEP LOVIN CHIKNS
CHIKNS BIGGEST FAN
USA..DURR - Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 23:47:39 (GMT)
OMG....I LOVE CHIKNS!! THEY RULE AND THERE IS NO OTHER ANIMAL BETTER THAN THE CHIKNS....CHIKNS RULE AND ALWAYS WILL AND I SAY CHIKNS SO MUCH NOW EVERYONE AT SCHOOL TELLS ME WHEN THEY EAT CHIKN. BETHANY EVEN CALLS ME CHIKN,AND DESTINY SAYS CHIKN JUST AS MUCH AS I DO AND CECILY WE ALWAYS STOP IN THE HALL TO SAY CHIKN!!!...AND TO ANYONE ELSE THAT I FORGOT THAT SAYS CHIKN AND LOVES CHIKN JUST AS MUCH AS I DO...I JUST WANNA SAY..."ROCK ON AND KEEP EATIN,LOVIN,AND TALKIN CHIKN!"....YALL ARE COOL WITH ME AS LONG AS YOU KEEP LOVIN CHIKN....BYE BYE NOW....CHIKN STIX
CHIKN STIX
USA - Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 23:42:20 (GMT)
You should listen to the chicken dance! dadadadadada
Horsey_Gal
Canada - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 13:02:10 (EST)
HAIL CHICKENS!!!
djiboutirep
djibouti - Sunday, February 08, 2004 ae "what's your favorite chicken poll"!!!!!!!!!!
Sprouts, Chicken Monster Sprouts
USA (OH) - Wednesday, January 28, 2004 at 23:18:42 (GMT)
Ode to fried chicken:
Fried chicken, Fried chicken how I love you.
Fried chicken, Fried chicken do you love me too?
I would eat you every day but critics like to say-
Don't eat that it will make you fat.
So I turn you away!
I'm sorry Fried chicken,
I love you, do you love me too?
Chicken Lover 1
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 12:47:49 (EST)
weird site. really weird.
someguy
anycity, somestate somecountry - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 17:08:11 (EST)
I just love fried chicken its the best! and you know what else? I could live off of chicken! Now that I know that there is a web site for chicken lovers by chicken lovers and about chicken lovers I am so happy I think i'll cry!
Rev. Lovejoy
USA (OH) - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:44:52 (EST)
This is the most redickulus site I've ever seen.
Chicken butt
USA - Wednesday, December 31, 2003 at 20:37:57 (EST)
This site is very funny.It is pretty neat.
Tina
United States - Saturday, December 27, 2003 at 09:07:38 (EST)
why did the chicken cross the road?
cuz the other chickens were making fun of him.
hahahahahaha
Chicken Head
us - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:27:39 (EST)
I absolutly love this web site! Its my favorite one! Just remember................
Oscar Meyer Weiner loves Fried Chicken!!!!!! :)
Oscar Meyer
USA (California) - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 12:46:11 (EST)
This is acool site, but my mom say a chicken without head will not live longer tan a few seconds.
Prat-man
norway - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 08:10:32 (EST)
this is a funny site lol heres a joke...
Austin Powers: so he could show off his mojo baby yea
Chicken Head
USA - Saturday, December 13, 2003 at 14:19:16 (EST)
I love this website. It's so chickenny!
matilda
UK - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 20:39:12 (EST)
on chic-tac-toe, player:20 chicken:19 draws:65 first to 20 wins.
david p.
us - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 21:34:08 (CST)
I love the "chicken boo" song.
Naomi
USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 22:50:42 (EST)
I LOVE CHICKENS AS MUCH AS I LOVE DUCKS.
Kate of Golden Egg Farm
USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 19:06:49 (EST)
I like Chickens, I am in nepal and we like chickens. We are short of our chickens. We would like them back. They have been stolen by communist soccer players. WE hate soccer but we like chickens.
D-Rock
Nepal - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 04:43:47 (EST)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
George Lucas
"It was a plot error. Forget that you saw that. We will be editing out all chicken scenes in Episode III."
J. R. Turpin, Jr.
United States - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 16:44:29 (EST)
Are you people mad? We all now why the chicken crossed the road, it is age old knowledge. in fact the anicient egyptians probably worked it out. To get to the other side. duh
Chicken Head
- Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 01:15:30 (EST)
why did the chewing GUM cross the road
Chicken Head
Australia - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 01:09:35 (EST)
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
Why did the chewing cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Cause chickens didnt exist
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to visit his flatmate
Chicken Head
Australia - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 01:09:03 (EST)
i am the one and only presendant for chicken protection. Wisconsion chickens commit suidice. Kill the cows and pigs. I hate KFC and chick-fil-a. Eat more beef!
Chicken Boy or 3782 for warcraft
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 11:03:59 (EST)
I recommend you add chicken boo to this site.
Try http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/3516/chickenboo.htm
Otherwise very good
Chicken Head
Australia - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 05:17:56 (EST)
I have hunted Chickens. Not as good as boar, but delectable all the same.....
Artemis
Olympia, Greece - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 21:12:52 (EST)
i hate this site
Catharine
usa - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 16:07:13 (EST)
why did thy chikon kross thy road?
because kolonel sanders wuz chasin him
Chicken Head
- Friday, November 07, 2003 at 23:51:01 (EST)
Q :WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD.
A:because he wanted to get across the road.
alex.b.c
unitedstates - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 17:10:43 (EST)
wat do u calla chicken with no eyes
stacie cowley
england - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 06:40:27 (EST)
this is a cute web site!!
felicia
usa - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 12:25:21 (EST)
I like your (censored) jokes!
Baldy
USA - Friday, October 24, 2003 at 08:07:23 (EDT)
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A:Becaus the chicken was on strike!haha
dead chicken eatter
??? - Sunday, October 19, 2003 at 13:02:27 (EDT)
Yes, the chickens are strong. It is true for I have seen them unleash their anger...One must be prepared for what may come...A CHICKEN INVASION...we too must be strong and conquer these clucking egg carriers! We must destroy their eggs for they are the seed of all evil....now that you have been informed you can no longer live a normal life...Your duty will be to spread the word and prepare ourselves for the war that is to come......
chick-n
California - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 21:03:18 (EEST)
lalalal chicken
bekAAAk
chicken land - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 15:53:49 (EDT)
great homepage
hans
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 03:43:27 (EDT)
WHEN MY FRIEND WAS LITTLE SHE WAS AT HER GRANDPAS FARM AND Tit was foul!
Chicken Head
England - Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 17:27:06 (EDT)
poly4ixk
Chicken Head
- Friday, September 12, 2003 at 13:12:51 (EDT)
ha very funny i had no idea there actuly was a website called whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com
Danielle
U.S.A - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 19:59:37 (EDT)
I love chickens
Pooch
USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 13:24:07 (EDT)
I love chickens and I think your website totally rocks! I love it! lots of love Alanah
Chicken Head
England - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 05:27:17 (EDT)
how about why did the gose cros the road
chickens wernt invented yet
Chicken Head
nj - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 23:47:24 (EDT)
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~!
Izzampal Leon
USA - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 15:45:12 (EDT)
hi y cant you make the adult jokes about sex?
angie the hot bitch
canada - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 15:42:53 (EDT)
Great Site. Keep it up!! :-)
Joel D. Cormier
United States of America - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 12:39:45 (EDT)
boys checkens
nadia
pakistan - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 01:41:23 (EDT)
i luv ur site so much its eggselent(if dats how u spell it) chickens will rule the world someday~!!!!!
chicken girl
USA - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 19:36:15 (EDT)
"Bently how could you?" Henry said,almost crying. "Sorry it was
just a joke i'm sorry! Ok i forgive you! and that is why the chicken crossed the road!
Chickenfeet89
America - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 11:42:40 (EDT)
here is the countinuation to my story!
BOOOO! said the scary tiger.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Screamed Henry. then he was so scared he dashed across the road almost getting hit!then the tiger came running across to! Henry tried to run as fast as he could but he fell! the tiger took off his mask and said "It's me Bently!" to be contined
Chickenfeet89
America - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 11:40:33 (EDT)
hi people how are you??
one day a chicken named henry,
was looking for his friends!
Because they were playing hide and seek.Henry found Bermuda,Aruba,Sue,and Fred.But he couldn't find his best friend Bently! Then someone in a tiger costume came and jumped out and Henry! It will be countined very soon! Email me at chickenfeet888
Chickenfeet89
America - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 11:33:31 (EDT)
emiem you
Chicken Head
- Saturday, August 09, 2003 at 23:43:32 (EDT)
Great Clucking Site!! Bok Bok Bwaaaaark!
Chicken Head
USA - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 15:44:20 (EDT)
bnnnnm
Chicken Head
egypt - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:03:59 (EDT)
hello eminem how are you?ii'm very vell your is my favorite singer and your very pretty for me.my favorite son for me is lost yourself
anna doroteo
barcelona, vilafranca del penedes spain - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:40:29 (EDT)
what do you get if you cross bugs bunny with emiem ans whats up motherfxxker
malc
england - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 18:25:57 (EDT)
I have worked in the Personnel Office of a large Poultry Business for 12 years. Cluck Cluck!
Diana Joiner
United States - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 21:30:40 (EDT)
i rekon dis site sux!!! a whole useless site dedecated to a chicken who crossed da damn road..why dont you just let the poor chicken be?!? why bother it? it crossed the road..so watt? u see millions of animals crossin roads why dont you go and question them why they crossed the road? i juss feel sorry for the poor chicken and the sadcase who bothered to make a site for the chicken.....
disturbed
mie country? i dont own a country... - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 00:22:21 (EDT)
hello pplz of chicken land...hav you realised this site hasnt really answered the question "why did the chicken cross the road" i looked and this is juss lyk an ordinary joke site..i mean there isnt a specific answer that has a specific answer that ses why the chicken crossed the road........maybe the chicken didnt cross the road...maybe it was an illusion that made pplz think it crossed the road....who the hell invented road because:
It's too far to go around!
I read that in Poul Anderson's fantasy novel 'Three hearts and three lions' decades ago...
Fun stuff!
Curt Gleason
USA - Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 07:45:01 (EDT)
Your jokes are not funny.
Guts
chebanse, IL. U.S.A. - Monday, June 30, 2003 at 20:11:42 (EDT)
great site..really funny
Lisa
Lexington, NC USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:29:22 (EDT)
Hey I really like your site. Thanks :)
USA - Tuesday, June 17, 2003 at 19:35:59 (GMT)
I LOVE CHICKENS... infact i am a chicken... and i like to eat out KFC... i love you,, and i hope you love me too,, xoxo baby!
shmoore
canada - Tuesdr
chris
uk wales swansea - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 05:15:09 (EDT)
This is one of the best websites I have ever been to! I appreciate the crazy people who took r>
anon(hidden identity)
here - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 14:19:47 (EDT)
I like you site!!!!!!!!!
Alisha
Us - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 12:46:38 (EDT)
Iraqi Information Minister: The chicken has not crossed the road. We will slaughter the infidel poultry it if it dares to step on the road. We will slaughter them all!
KJP
Belize - Sunday, June 01, 2003 at 21:08:51 (EDT)
love your site
Chicken Head
U.S.A. - Sunday, June 01, 2003 at 20:33:44 (EDT)
hey, lol nice website you got going... lol i like it:D im going to tell all my friends to comehere... keep up the good work:D
Briana
USA - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 14:41:11 (EDT)
airline ticket cheap
Yana Dimitrova
US - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 13:39:32 (GMT)
Great site!!
Chickenaddict
USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 01:57:06 (GMT)
It is a cool site I liked the jokes.
Becca Manzone
Connecticut - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 20:12:59 (GMT)
how to you spell chicken
yoni
israel - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 17:05:17 (GMT)
Thats good chicken
Chicken Head
Usa - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 17:16:30 (GMT)
the chicken crossed the road because the tree on the other side looked lonely and wanted to give it a hug being the good hearted chicken he was he did and got ran over by a car and died
meatless chicken on a stick girl
Marsuoploer repbulic - Sunday, May 11, 2003 at 00:23:17 (GMT)
HEY AGAIN I MAD A COUPLE MISTAKES SO I FIXED THEM= *FAMOUSE *DO *EMINEM
jennifer R.........
ma - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 20:59:03 (GMT)
I LOVE CHICKEN!!I LOVE CHICKEN SO MUCH I HAVE A SONG FOR CHICKEN!!!ONE DAY THAT SONG WILL BECOME FMOUS! AND NOT ONLY TO I LIKE CHICKEN BUT I ALSO LOVE EMINEM! SO I LOVE CHICKEN AND EMIEM!YAY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jennifer R.....
MA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 20:56:39 (GMT)
i love this site. heeeheee
Chicken Head
canada - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 16:47:54 (EDT)
No chicken ever crossed the road. Never!!
Iraqi Info Minister
Iraq - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 13:55:24 (EDT)
A whole site dedicated to chickens crossing roads what the hellll %%*%#%I dont get it!???!!?
The only sane person here
whats it to you like you really give a damn - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 08:45:55 (EDT)
A whole site dedicated to chickens crossing roads what the hellll %%*%#%I dont get it!???!!?
The only sane person here
whats it to you like you really give a damn obout - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 08:44:44 (EDT)
hello my name is hodam hosan.DID YOU KNOW THAT the chickin who crossed the road was american so i bombed it whith all a had.
Ps-i like to butt-fuck camels
Hodam Hosan
usa - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 01:10:18 (EDT)
hello my name is hodam hosan.DID YOU KNOW THAT the chickin who crossed the road was american so i bombed it whith all a had.
Ps-i like to butt-fuck camels
Hodam Hosan
usa - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 01:08:57 (EDT)
Why did the chickin cross the road? people often ask that question. and i have the anser.the chickin cross the road because his dick was stuck on the other side of the steet on a post!!
Chicken Head
usa - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 01:03:28 (EDT)
did the chickin cross the road or did the road move beneath the chickin
Chicken Head
usa - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 00:59:04 (EDT)
I LOVE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE COOL SO I LOVE THIS WEB
SITE
Chicken Head
austrlia - Sunday, April 27, 2003 at 08:12:18 (EDT)
Chickens rock, eggcept the fat 1's. I like this website, but it needs more chicken in it!! Cum'on man, gimmie sum chicken!!!
Chickchickchickchickchicken lay a little egg 4 me
England - Sunday, April 27, 2003 at 05:47:33 (EDT)
I think the chicken croosed the road so that he could get to Fenway Park or the Fleet Center on the other side
Mikaela Jordan
West Warick, RI - Saturday, April 26, 2003 at 20:54:16 (EDT)
wHY ARE CHICHEN HEADS CROSSING THE DAMM ROAD? TO SUCK MY FUING
Chicken Head
usa - Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 17:32:16 (EDT)
its a cool website
steph
englnad - Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 12:12:17 (EDT)
this website is awesome
Chicken Head
arizona - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 17:51:56 (GMT)
What a fowl site.
Eggsellent
Digger
Australia - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 12:28:26 (GMT)
I think this site is cute!
Cool Site!
- Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 00:39:28 (GMT)
www.palazzsanpietru.cjb.net - Ma nfx kif ser jibqaw dawn tat-tigig. Mohhom biex iqaqu u jitbelhu fix-xejn. Tat-tigig spiccaw bxejn ax issa veru qazzu l-kulhadt. U kemm qedin sew, bdawk n-nis li andom. Le very qedin sew - ahjar jalqu dak il-gallinar li andom. tat-tigig rest in peace. palazzsanpietru
Guido Life
- Monday, April 14, 2003 at 21:11:47 (GMT)
www.palazzsanpietru.cjb.net - Ma nfx kif ser jibqaw dawn tat-tigig. Mohhom biex iqaqu u jitbelhu fix-xejn. Tat-tigig spiccaw bxejn ax issa veru qazzu l-kulhadt. U kemm qedin sew, bdawk n-nis li andom. Le very qedin sew - ahjar jalqu dak il-gallinar li andom. tat-tigig rest in peace. palazzsanpietru
Guido Life
- Monday, April 14, 2003 at 21:11:26 (GMT)
"Guess what? Chicken Butt!
Wanna piece? Fried in grease.
Don't want it? Don't take it.
Do the Alabama Shake It.
Shake it high, shake it low.
Shake it till your booty shows."
anyway, in the 80's, my kids read this in a comix and recited it so much obviously it wore a groove in my head.
minnadoon
plucka
usa - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 02:26:48 (GMT)
WHO CARES ABOUT THE DAMN CHICKEN!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT DUCKS(ODI DONG MUGER)
Chicken BUTT 8
U.S.A baby!!! - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 17:11:55 (EDT)
who cares I didn't before I hit him with ten tons of nerve gas
Sadam Husein
Iraq - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 13:30:39 (EDT)
He/she was a gimp and he/she just tried to kill its self silly Blaaa!!!!!!!!!!
little tike
uk - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 13:27:17 (EDT)
I liked the joke "Why did the chicken run across the road?........Because a car was coming" lol that is great
Hollie
Scotland - Friday, April 04, 2003 at 05:40:02 (EST)
da na na na na na na
da na na na na na na
da na na na na na na
na na na na!!!!!!!!!
i do the best chicken dance!
-Andrea.14.ontario ca!
Chicken Head
CANADA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 03:32:19 (GMT)
This is funny and some are lame!
ToastSunnyD
United States - Sunday, March 23, 2003 at 00:16:31 (GMT)
This is a great web site peoples.
janessa
usa - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 16:23:48 (GMT)
this is pathetic? who let so many maniacs together?!?!? man some people need to get a life. sire it is pathetic that i actually came to this site. but i have nothing else to really do presentally. who are you people obbsessed with chickens?!?!?! i think im gunna go EAT a chicken! hah. what now buckos?!?!? yeah. thats what i thought,
i hate chikens
no chickens allowed - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 22:26:43 (GMT)
Palazz san Pietru = Palazz tal-mickey mouse, because it was built by chickens. This is not a legend. Birzebbuga people often say that the building in fron of the church was built by chickens and by hens. A very good web site about this is www.palazzsanpietru.cjb.net. Viva tat-tigiega ta' Birzebbuga u tal-gallinar li ghandhom quddiem il-knisja.
A big red chicken in front the church
- Friday, March 14, 2003 at 11:29:28 (GMT)
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cos it was stuck to the chicken's foot! Why did the chicken cross back again? To get some more chewing gum, of course.
colonel clucky
Coopland - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 08:37:18 (GMT)
Jolly good show, wot wot? Good good, toodle pip
:> <- A chicken
Corporal Cluck
England - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 08:35:16 (GMT)
Groovy Baby!
JoeDaddy
Joedaddy land - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 01:49:14 (GMT)
Ova sanctinium says in the
book of poultic legsicon that the ancient prophets instructed chickens to cross the road for purification so they could enter the temple.
Just where can I find this reference if on the web. It
was submitted in an alumni
magazine by a Phd.
joseph drader
USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 10:28:50 (GMT)
Yes, I was wondering the exact same thing as the other poster from Chickenslovakia immediately below. What a coincidence!
Can someone clarify this for us, please?
Also, what is the IQ of a chicken anyway? People keep telling me I have a pea-brain and I'm getting tired of it, darn it all!!
Cluckin_chicken
chickenslovakia - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 00:25:30 (GMT)
IS IT O.K. TO FEED POPCORN TO CHICKENS UNDER 1 YR OF AGE?? NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. I JUST *LOVE* YOUR CHICKEN BOARD!!! FINALLY...A PLACE WHERE US CLUCK-HEADS CAN GET TOGETHER AND PECK AROUND!!!! LOVE IT!
Chicken Head
CHICKENSLOVAKIA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 23:17:17 (GMT)
ILIKE TO EAT PIZZA
ROSA
COLONIAL HEIGHTS - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 23:18:30 (GMT)
When i was a teenager I dressed as a chicken to advertise for fried chicken dinners we were selling where I worked. They had me make announcements over the speaker. I got so into it, I clucked a little too much and was accused of having a chicken orgasm. :-)
BawkChicken
US of A - Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 05:06:10 (GMT)
Isn't Why did the Chicken Cross the road a Riddle more than a joke cause the answers aren't really funnie? But n e wayz this is the coolest site ever!1!1!1!1!
Lauren
U.S.A - Saturday, March 01, 2003 at 20:16:48 (GMT)
This is a good site but it needs more on the chicken dance.
e.g. It began at a Tulsa Okteberfest and was originally called the duck dance.
Chicken Head
Oz - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 09:14:19 (GMT)
1. Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!? 2. Why do they call front seat shotgun? 3. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 4. Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
APRIL!!!!
USA - Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 21:46:42 (GMT)
cause he felt like it idiot
Chicken Head
usa - Sunday, February 23, 2003 at 22:11:18 (GMT)
my friends and i love the ckiken dance, and chick fil a
panda
usa - Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 01:28:33 (GMT)
This site makes chickins look bad!!!! Be a chickin myself, Im going to have perminent scares for life!!!
R.U Stockenme
Stockentwentyforsevnavania - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 14:26:20 (GMT)
Ich habe nein commente. Das programme ist kommicsh sehr sehr sehr kommicsh.
Gunter
Duetch - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 14:21:42 (GMT)
This here chicken site is completly out o' wack. The last I ever done heard of a chickin was when i was eaten im in my back yard. I threw the pickins over yonder. If ya wanta see em they still be there.
Bob Dingus
Over Yonder - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 14:18:13 (GMT)
I got my nickname "chicken" from this drama show. The play had a king turn into a chicken. I had to hide behind his chair, until my scene where I came out in a fully decked out chicken costume, dancing my plumed butt off. I was one of the most embarassing and wounderful time of my life. I'll never be able to forget it cause Im branded with the nickname forever.
Chicken Head
middle o' nowhere - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 03:28:06 (GMT)
no comment.......
joken!!! there is soooo much to say so i will say it in 1 word
AWSOME!!!!!! SITE
rubber chicken brain
canada - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 01:48:50 (GMT)
no comment.......
joken!!! there is soooo much to say so i will say it in 1 word
AWSOME!!!!!! SITE
rubber chicken brain
canada - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 01:42:30 (GMT)
actually quite interesting!!!!! I like the game chickens with legs!
-Robyn @-->
Chicken Robyn
Canada - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 19:25:14 (GMT)
NICE WEBSITE
HAHAHAHA
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 02:59:53 (GMT)
Visit www.palazzsanpietru.cjb.net for a good joke about the St Peter's Chikens club in Birzebbuga. Have fun
tigiega
Birzebbuga/Malta/Europe - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 19:19:25 (GMT)
This is a very good website.
Keep it up!!!1
Aaron
Malta - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 19:15:44 (GMT)
My brother-in-law put a Rooster and a Hen in the yard withou my sister knowing.she worried that her cats & chickens would fight. So far all's dandy.
Why didn't the terrorist chicken cross the road? Cuz he went underground.
Chicken Head
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 20:01:26 (GMT)
Oh, man! That takes me waaayyy back! Thanks fellas.
Chicken Head
USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 00:29:40 (GMT)
some one help me!!! pleasee!!!
i need the chicken dance sheet music!!! i need to noe it please!! its for the piano!! help!!
g
Michelle
Canada - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 23:46:59 (GMT)
I found your site over 2 years ago by typing in www.chickenjokes.com! I was looking for something cool to link to from my business website www.2smartchix.com and I found it! I've had several people who visited my site say this is the coolest link on there!!!!!!! Keep on CLUCKIN'
Smart Chik
US - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 02:32:18 (GMT)
hey everyone- my nickname is boneless chicken so heres a shoutout to all you other chickens! hope all is well and peace out! long live the chickens! ( hi to milkless cow)
chicken jenna
usa - Sunday, January 26, 2003 at 19:52:08 (EST)
Hey this is a kool! site my youty pastor would love thsi ( I think)
Chicken Head
USA - Saturday, January 25, 2003 at 10:46:53 (EST)
For an intersting Site about the Chicken Concert Band, surf this site
www.palazzsanpietru.cjb.net
The Birzebbuga Chicken Concert Band
Malta + Birzebbuga - Tuesday, January 21, 2003 at 19:28:07 (EST)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because an alien ate it.
Chicken Head
- Monday, January 20, 2003 at 01:48:20 (GMT)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because an alien ate it.
Chicken Head
- Monday, January 20, 2003 at 01:45:53 (GMT)
i like chicken poo!!
Taste good!!
Nancy
USA - Friday, January 17, 2003 at 17:40:15 (GMT)
Buck buck bucka! I love this site, it's so hilarious! Plus i downloaded some clucks to use on AOL Instant Messenger (instead of a cow). I've been imitating chickens since 6th grade (6 years ago), and i can even do songs like the Star Wars theme in my chicken voice. Everyone asks me to do the chicken, and they keep on giving me various chicken stuff.
Hey, I have a joke that i read somewhere:
Q.: Why did the gum cross the road?
A.: It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Keep on cluckin',
Heather K., Rochester, NY
chicken0102
USA - Saturday, January 11, 2003 at 00:16:55 (GMT)
THIS WEBSITE IS THE BEST YET
Megan
Canada - Wednesday, January 08, 2003 at 23:32:54 (GMT)
This site is clucking great!
Chicken Head
UK - Thursday, January 02, 2003 at 20:06:01 (GMT)
bwack!bwack!
this site is soooo cooool!
here's our: www.bwack.de
Chickie
Germany - Wednesday, December 25, 2002 at 21:50:59 (GMT)
CHICKENS ARE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! I got Chicken Dance Hamster for Christmas!!!! NANANANANANANA, NANANANANANANA, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!!
Chicken Hamster
Land Of Chickens - Wednesday, December 25, 2002 at 16:06:50 (GMT)
I just wanted to say I love your Website!! I work at Delta Star in Lynchburg, VA. ane we buy lots and lots of CT's from Meramec where Paige's husband works. He e-mailed my your website and told me to check it out. With all of his contacts, he should get you lots of business!! Just wanted to say Hi and let you know how I found out about you guys. He's passing the word!
Lynn Dodd
USA - Monday, December 09, 2002 at 20:36:16 (GMT)
Look Dowm my friend for a wonderful song about poultry!!!! February 7, 2001
-Poulet Tete
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Poulet Tete
The City Between The Sofa Cushions - Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 01:09:19 (GMT)
Go to my site... sign my guestbook and win free stuff!!
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/rbunker/
Chicken Head
New Zealand - Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 08:39:24 (GMT)
Thanks for the laughs!!!!!
Chicken Head
USA - Friday, November 22, 2002 at 06:46:01 (GMT)
Two new chicken dishes
Chicken Napolean, just the Boneypartes. Republican chicken, just the right wings.
Joyce Heitler
USA - Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 13:27:07 (GMT)
I just love this site - I log on every half an hour to check out the very latest chicken jokes. I have made my own chicken suit and try to cross as many roads as possible in rush hour. Buck buck baaaaark --- keep up the good work!
Yehudah Chaim G
Uk - Tuesday, November 05, 2002 at 09:16:04 (GMT)
I think you've missed this one:
ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical contribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of roadken change to become more successful.
me
nomansland - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 17:18:47 (GMT)
I love this site. brings me closer to my inner chicken.
Chicken Head
ChickenVille - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 20:43:50 (GMT)
i love chickens n purple bras but chickens are better
Chicken dude
england - Monday, October 14, 2002 at 17:45:18 (GMT)
this page is radical!! IN_DA_HOUSE!! i even mentioned it on my website. http://www.geocities.com/elmoiskool2001/IN_DA_HOUSE.html
Chicken Head
chickenville - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 02:26:56 (GMT)
I love chickens!!!!!!!!!!
Chicken Run
canada - Saturday, October 05, 2002 at 13:18:17 (GMT)
from one chicken to another, this site is cool. Don't know why everyone thinks Chickens are so funny tho
Sally Chicken
England - Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 14:46:14 (GMT)
funny site! quack quack quaaack! oops, I mean cluck *_*
chick en mexico
mexico - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 02:36:21 (GMT)
GREAT GIFTS FOR GREAT POODLES !!! We feature fine and fun GIFTS for you and your legendary POODLE !!! www.lovemypoodle.com Visit soon ...
www.lovemypoodle.com
U.S.A. - Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 20:57:43 (GMT)
The answers to the joke are hilarious. This site rocks.
Thanks for the medicine.
Lovefeather
USA - Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 01:22:53 (GMT)
Why did teh chicken fly across the road? to show he had majical powers!
DAdaaaaa
brilliant stuff!
LordBuzzyLeaderOfTheFlyingChickens
England - Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 20:01:07 (GMT)
where did the first chicken joke come from and why did it cross the road in the first place?
Chicken Head
new zealand - Monday, September 02, 2002 at 03:18:48 (GMT)
hey wats up im amanda and this site is awesum/ my friend mitchell told me about it and its koo.well mitch i hope u get that 50cents off and good luck at WW. gonna miss ya!
amanda
usa - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 02:09:48 (GMT)
why din`t the chicken cross the road because a kfc was over the other side
Chick the mic
New Zealand - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 05:34:09 (GMT)
y did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other frikin side for crying out loud!
Chicken Head
hmmmmm....not sure...? - Monday, August 12, 2002 at 10:37:34 (GMT)
This site is great if any one else thinks so email me at
cheekychookenau and talk chicken.
Rach
Australia - Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 05:08:06 (GMT)
I think this site is great it has alot of fuuny jokes.
Cheekychookenau
Auastralia - Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 03:18:10 (GMT)
I LOVE thi8s site!! Thaknx for providing plenty of laughs!!
Erin
USA - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 15:04:22 (EDT)
Gini you are a idiot. "almighty ruler of chickens" What's that all about? GET A LIFE !!!!!!!
Boring and stupified in Europe
Europe - Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:02:22 (EDT)
Hi every one name is Salmon . i think you guys are boring and have no lives. You guys need to get off your butts and getr jobs then buy some chickens so you have to come here to see feathered aminals that lay eggs and crow. You guys make some of the most boring messages I have ever seen. I only read them so I cdan sit here and laugh at how stupid all of you really are. I think this site is only good for it's games. thanks, Bored and stupified in europe
Bored and stupified in Europe
europe - Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 19:59:51 (EDT)
I am the almighty ruler of the chickens. No one loves chickens better than me.
Gini
Usa - Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 21:14:17 (EDT)
stroke my chicken
Chicken Head
usa - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 17:02:33 (EDT)
THIS IS A COOL BOOK
Chicken Head
US - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 01:49:18 (EDT)
Great site!
Chicken Head
USA - Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 16:41:54 (EDT)
hay suuks
Chicken Head
México - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 13:29:22 (EDT)
my chicken gives me a bj every night b
chris malpas
timbuctoo - Wednesday, July 03,?
to get to the other side!
why did the chiken want to get to the other side?
to get the daily egg newpaper!!!!...
do ya get it?
...."no"
either do i, i get the daily express!!! hahahahahaha
stran the man
ireland - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 14:31:57 (EDT)
President, Loomis Chicken Lovers Association. I have almost 50 baby chickens that just hatched out in the coop. Bantams.
Suzyknisley
USA - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 05:03:05 (EDT)
Nice site! I was looking up random names, whod a thunk someone had this one. thanks!
Jason
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 10:53:34 (EDT)
did you know they used chickens to catch spies during the revolutionary war. I'm sure you have heard the expression
"chicken cacciatore"
joyce heitler <jaheitler>
pisciotta, salerno italy - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 19:58:04 (EDT)
I LIKE CHICKENS> I WROTE A POEM ABOUT THEM: "CHICKENS ARE TEH BEST THING SINCE TOAST"
Chicken Fan
Canada - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 23:01:45 (EDT)
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE H HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE E HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
TIFFANY CARTMAN
OKLAHOMA>>>USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 18:53:34 (EDT)
CHICKEN WHOPPER!
KiK
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 18:00:08 (EDT)
Your jokes are funny!
Chicken Head
Sweden - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 02:24:09 (EDT)
boo
Chicken Head
Chicken Feet - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 06:37:30 (EDT)
HI!!!!!
tori
USA - Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 20:04:03 (EDT)
this web site rules and i wish i was a chicken cause it looks fun.
matt
usa - Saturday, April 13, 2002 at 09:21:03 (EDT)
Xerxes: As a great king who presided over of all the
of the known world, I saw a chicken crossing the road
and commanded it to stop. But, alas, the chicken did not.
Moral: The tides and the chicken wait for no man.
Country-fried Josh
the country - Friday, April 05, 2002 at 18:47:36 (EST)
I'd like to ask permission to use a few pics and a few sounds from here in a non-commercial experimental short film that ponders the riddle of why the chicken crossed the road in scientific terms. Your "contact-us" did not work, so I'm leaving the request here! I have no budget to pay with, but your site would be get a film credit. The film will likely be cablecast in LA, NY, DAL and HOU in the near future. Please contact me at [removed] Thanks for the cool site!
chris
usa - Thursday, April 04, 2002 at 10:43:46 (EST)
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. to get to the other side
Q. Why did the carrot cross the road?
A. coz it was stuck up the chicken's bum!
Jo
England - Monday, April 01, 2002 at 07:13:41 (EST)
Why did the chick9:41:37 (EST)
You are a sucker dude This is Bin Laden
Chicken Head
Afganistan - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 09:10:37 (EST)
There is the story about the woman finding a deep fat fried chicken head in with her order of wings at the fast food restaurant. It makes one wonder..."Have you had your beak today?"
Hechzo (headless chicken zombie)
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 02:38:59 (EST)
I heard that this is Rubber Chicken Week, but I can't find anymore information about it. Can anyone help me out?
Bud Jones
US - Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 16:33:11 (EST)
what a good chicken site :) it's always good to see other chickens
Bawk Bawk BAWKK!!!!
Super Chicken
Chicken town USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 02:13:52 (EST)
New Chicken Joke:
Siddhartha: The chicken and the road are not two
separate entities, but actually one underlying
chicken-road being. The chicken just simultaneously
appeared while the road was in it's the-opposite-side
aspect.
Yo Fu
Dazimbia - Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 18:56:49 (EST)
GREAT FUN SITE, COULDN'T KEEP MYSELF ON THE CHAIR!!!
Chicken Head
Chikin' USA - Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 23:59:41 (EST)
OMG it is about time some one made up a website for this guess what chicken butt jokes are the best in the world! keep em comein!!!
Lovechickenbuttjokes
USA - Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 15:06:20 (EST)
why did the fucking chiken cross the fucking road? because he fucking wanted to. so stop asking that fucking question over and over again before i beat your fucking ass bitch.
someone
north korea - Friday, February 22, 2002 at 01:02:01 (EST)
this site sucks everyone knows that the chicken never crossed the road. he made it halve way then got hit. the true question is not why he crossed, but what he planned to recieve when he got there.
next person who makes a site like this should put in more good jokes and throughin some momma jokes. then u wont get people like me writing notes like these
your momma
djabuti - Friday, February 22, 2002 at 00:55:42 (EST)
I love this site!! At one time, we had a poultry farm so I was used to being around chickens(LOTS of chickens!) We all eat chicken meat & also their fine laid eggs!! Thanks!!!
Linda Camello
USA - Friday, February 08, 2002 at 12:32:00 (EST)
Alright Mary, let's sing about chickens! Sing about turkeys! All around the world!!!!!!!
*Annie* Chicken Head
Tofurkey Utopia - Thursday, February 07, 2002 at 20:45:41 (EST)
I love chikens Eddy
Bob
Figi - Thursday, February 07, 2002 at 17:29:16 (EST)
Chickens rule!
Chicken Head
USA - Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 19:59:11 (EST)
This is my Poultry Song:
Sing About poultry(sing about poultry)
Sing about chickens (sing about chickens)
Sing about ducks(sing about ducks)
All around the world (all around the world)
Sing about roosters (sing about roosters)
Sing about turkeys(sing about turkeys)
Sing about geese(sing about geese)
All around the world (all around the world
Chicken Head
US - Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 19:36:18 (EST)
The chicen crossed the road because people have been talking about it all the times and the chicken got sick o did the gum cross the road?
On the bottom of the chicken's foot.
Chicken Head
- Thursday, December ha!!!
Shane
Australia - Sunday, November 11, 2001 at 00:22:40 (EST)
Hi have anyone heard of st helena in the middle of the south atlantic ocean, well anyway cool, funky page. bye
Julie Constantine
St Helena Island - Friday, November 09, 2001 at 09:21:30 (EST)
chickity china the chinese chicken!!!!! you have?
Chicken Head
Norway!!!! - Friday, November 09, 2001 at 04:47:40 (EST)
I eat chicken feed for breakfast. Squark!
Chicken Head
USA - Thursday, November 08, 2001 at 02:06:29 (EST)
Nice site. Keep up the good work
http://dreamin99.topcities.com
- Wednesday, November 07, 2001 at 16:01:00 (EST)
Kurczaki s¹ najlepsze! Kocham, kocham, kocham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chicken 4you i for ever!
Jimula Morrisonula
- Tuesday, October 30, 2001 at 09:16:26 (EST)
Hehehehe this is a pretty funny place:) thats pretty cool I'll check it out later.
A7adragon
Canada - Monday, October 29, 2001 at 08:31:40 (EST)
Thanks for the humour through my break!
Ugly Duckling
UK - Tuesday, October 23, 2001 at 16:44:52 (EDT)
I love this website...
Ambier
USA - Friday, October 19, 2001 at 06:00:10 (EDT)
hi ya ya im kinda pathatic i use guess what chicken butt way too many time so i put in into yahho search and this came up so i decided to check it out!
Chicken Head
usa - Wednesday, October 17, 2001 at 22:08:17 (EDT)
bac bac bac bac bac bac bac bac bac baaaaaaaaaaaaaacc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chickadee
England - Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 04:03:20 (EDT)
Why did the chicken give a dog a blow-job. Because he was a crack whore.
The Laughing Goat
USA - Friday, October 05, 2001 at 04:26:40 (EDT)
what a site. I had to come on this for some homework.This is a very original idea m8 mmmmmmmm v good
Julia Murday
England - Sunday, September 30, 2001 at 11:52:06 (EDT)
I almost Quacked up till I realised it was Chicken jokes. Good stuff...Keepem'comming.
Nick
Chicken Head
USA - Thursday, September 13, 2001 at 00:21:28 (EDT)
This is a wicked website.I work at a Gourmet Chicken place and this is perfect for the other staff to enjoy....
Chicken Head
Canada - Tuesday, September 04, 2001 at 20:10:29 (EDT)
I have 85 ceramic,plastic,rubber etc.chickens in my kitchen. I have a framed weekly world news cover with a scientist
and a giant hen that will feed the world, talk about silly pictures.......
ChickenKitchen
us - Thursday, August 30, 2001 at 12:22:52 (EDT)
im pretty glad that this site was made, its funny, and NON offensive! how great!
caity lady
usa - Wednesday, August 29, 2001 at 21:02:54 (EDT)
My name is Mark Andrews and known as The ChickenMan. Our website is chickenmanusa.com I train chickens and have been entertaining and educating children of all ages for about 2 years now. One of the most unsual feats that my chickens can do is ride on remote-controlled trucks. We like to talk "chicken" so go to our website to visit and e-mail with your chicken stories! Keep on clukkin'!
Chickenmanusa.com
usa - Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 17:47:00 (EDT)
these are really funny!
but i didn't find a jack kerouac one! 8-(
they're funny anyway, though!
Dawn
usa - Friday, August 10, 2001 at 11:11:00 (EDT)
chill out guys, don't ya think there's nothing to do with jokin'here?
Chicken Head
pepperland - Friday, July 20, 2001 at 05:40:57 (EDT)
fun site
Thank you my father for telling me about this web site
Rosica
Macedonia - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 15:17:26 (EDT)
chikan butt rules!!!
chikan butt
USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 21:48:20 (EDT)
Military Variations on Why the Chicken Crossed the Road..
Military Chicken
USA - Sunday, June 10, 2001 at 14:31:52 (EDT)
check out my band - we're called "Sounds Like Chicken"
www.crossbow.com.au/chicken
:)
LaLala
australia - Friday, June 08, 2001 at 00:21:55 (EDT)
qi eta penche puto!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chicken Head
japan - Thursday, June 07, 2001 at 16:30:24 (EDT)
That really is my name but i dont know why i crossed the road.
Alice Chicken
England - Tuesday, June 05, 2001 at 08:47:48 (EDT)
Why?
?
? - Friday, June 01, 2001 at 10:37:00 (EDT)
i like chickens,i like to eat chickens,i like to smell chickens,i like to touch chickens
Chicken leg
kentucky - Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 14:40:27 (EDT)
8iyuiytuteyu7wr5676697yoyouihfiijueuooooopiopuputeywyturiyoiuiiuiuuuiuuouo00000ouooouoyuiyiyo
Chicken Head
- Sunday, May 20, 2001 at 18:10:38 (EDT)
chicken, chicken, chicken.
~~~give~a~damn~~~
~~~vote~Bam~~~
VoteBam
us of a - Saturday, May 19, 2001 at 00:38:35 (EDT)
SO WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??????????/
MR PUZZLED
ENGLAND - Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 08:55:47 (EDT)
hey this a great site, i'm thinking about making my sight devoted to chickens-take a look at this sight i made-www.evermore4.homestead.com
daniel meigs
united states - Tuesday, May 08, 2001 at 15:17:54 (EDT)
This is **HILARIOUS**! I found it while looking for chicken sounds on the net! Keep it up!
Chicken Head
Chicken Land - Saturday, May 05, 2001 at 04:38:10 (EDT)
This site ROCKS!!!!
Cock Tickler
UK - Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 12:23:25 (EDT)
The anwser of:
Why did the chicken cross the road.
Once there was a chicken,
who like to play in mud.
So he dance with a pig.
He saw more mud on ....
other side.So he wants
to cross the road.
Donkey Boy
Canada - Saturday, April 21, 2001 at 02:41:39 (EDT)
Tim's Mom has 3 kids penny and quarters how was the third Child?
Answer: Tim
tim
Vanvouver - Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 22:34:40 (EDT)
Tim's Mom has 3 kids penny and quarters how was the third Child?
tim
Vanvouver - Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 22:33:51 (EDT)
Hey! Anyone know where the Guess what? Chicken butt! started? (And I saw the other questions in another comment--
Thanks for that!)
Chicken Head
- Monday, April 09, 2001 at 10:41:53 (EDT)
I need jokes like these for my sites how about you give me a e-mail at "deadtree666" ok maybe in a day or two.I also would like to you and ask you some Q's ok contact me!bye?
deadtree666
USA - Sunday, April 08, 2001 at 16:26:12 (EDT)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ha ha ha ha ha
chicken licken
chicken girl - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 20:03:38 (EDT)
I love to eat chickens. They taste good. I eat my chickens with corn and rice. I really love chickens. Chicken jokes are funny too. They make me laugh.
Dana Koscielny
Canada - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 11:53:36 (EDT)
I really like this site. I heard it on the radio coming home from snowboarding! It's so funny. People please e-mail me. And visit my site!
http://blinklily69.homestead.com
Emily* <lily_068>
Mississauga, Ontario Canada eh? - Wednesday, March 28, 2001 at 15:50:44 (EST)
nice, nice!
Chicken Head
Can. - Tuesday, March 27, 2001 at 16:42:43 (EST)
FUNNY SITE.I'M STILL PEEING MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING!
Chicken Head
chickenland - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 15:56:25 (EST)
bluck bluck chicken chicken
bluck bluck chicken head
say what!
Tiffany
Canada,Toronto - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 09:41:23 (EST)
this site is really wierd
Chicken Head
chicken land - Sunday, March 25, 2001 at 10:13:11 (EST)
cool
Chicken Head
us - Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 16:44:49 (EST)
This is a funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy site
Zainub
- Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 16:11:29 (EST)
Chickens rule! Freedom of the Chickens! DON'T FRY THEM 4 GAWD's SAKE!!!!! http://www.homestead.com/compact_disc/freedom.html . Vist or else!!!
Chicken Head...or something like that...
Down Under, 'course!!! - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 23:33:53 (EST)
I thought this page was hilarious. Who knew you could have so much fun on a page so pointless...*smiles*
Chicken poo
Canada - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 15:46:52 (EST)
OMG!!!..
KEWL SITE!!
*points at his name*
Now visit mine and see why i like ur site so much :)
http://welcome.to/glcoti
-ClucK-
CluckerChiken
Netherlands - Thursday, February 15, 2001 at 07:04:15 (EST)
Love this page..and now I am going to buy some chicken for dinner!
P.S. Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
-There's some food for thought!
Guess what..chicken butt..Guess why..chicken thigh..wanna know the rest? Chicken Breast!
Chicken Head
United States - Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 09:19:54 (EST)
cool site made me laugh.
glenbond
canada - Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 21:13:25 (EST)
Great idea for an internet site!
Chicken Head
aussie - Tuesday, January 09, 2001 at 00:28:18 (EST)
Hey every1 i love chickens so much i bring a pic everyday to school i love chickens!!!i even framed pics of them!!and i have chicken animals!!!chickens rule!!!!!
Jessie
MA(beverly) - Monday, January 08, 2001 at 19:20:15 (EST)
Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do...
Chick Filet
Mickie Dees - Saturday, January 06, 2001 at 14:01:39 (EST)
In the most houses rented by some students, it's a common rule to put some humoristic texts on the door of the toilet. Till so far a selection of the cross the road section is the best.
thanks!
Chicken Head
The netherlands - Monday, December 25, 2000 at 12:38:48 (EST)
Q why did dinosauer cross the ROAD.
ANS.beause chiken were not envented yet.
sahilpruthi
U.S.A - Saturday, December 09, 2000 at 22:19:28 (EST)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him!
Chicken Guts
Pepperidge Farm - Thursday, November 30, 2000 at 02:25:15 (EST)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show his girlfriend that he had guts! (gets squashed)
Jimmy Can Bang
Australia - Friday, November 24, 2000 at 23:18:02 (EST)
well, thee is definatly truth in the rumour!! there is a place on the internet for everything.
Chicken Legs
Uk, nr london - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 17:46:41 (EST)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's to damm crazy to stay on his on side.
frankie greer
usa - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 10:09:50 (EST)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's to damm crazy to stay on his on side.
frankie greer
usa - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 10:06:17 (EST)
why did they turk cross the road?
to get to Thanksgiving.
chickette
usa - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 22:40:35 (EST)
Why did the bubble gum cross the road??? it was stuck to the chicken's foot...
shpwreck45
The 1 without a President - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 16:31:20 (EST)
Best laugh I had all week!
Chicken Fart
- Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 01:31:02 (EST)
Great site!
I have another chicken site.. go to
http://www.angelfire.com/nh/Chicken
Bonnie
Chickenville USA - Monday, November 20, 2000 at 16:08:43 (EST)
MORE POLLS!!!!!! MORE POLLS!!!! THE PEOPLE WANT MORE POLLS!!!
Chicken Head
Chickenland - Tuesday, November 14, 2000 at 00:03:38 (EST)
Ok, the chicken crossed the road. So what? If the chicken wants to cross a fricken road, let it? Who are we to ask why? Leave the poor chicken alone!
Jeff
US - Saturday, November 04, 2000 at 19:48:53 (EST)
Hey guys, this is an awesome website, and I'll make sure to visit here more often, how are your chickenbutts getting on?
Chickenlips
Chickenland - Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 06:32:28 (EDT)
fun site
Sue
New Zealand - Saturday, September 30, 2000 at 13:10:34 (EDT)
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken ?" Could you define "chicken" please ? - BILL CLINTON
Chicken Head
Chickenland - Monday, September 04, 2000 at 13:18:58 (EDT)
Come visit my site. I have over 25 hilarious, original, short stories that you can't read anywhere else. Sure to summon a hearty laugh - appropriate for all! Little kids to seniors!
Larry Wiginton
USA - Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 23:27:48 (EDT)
Here is an oldie but goodie:
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
Chicken Head
Chickenland - Friday, August 25, 2000 at 23:35:32 (EDT)
I feel like a fried chicken. I keep basting myself with butter, but only attract hungry wolves. I hear salt, pepper, and a little sage will keep them away.
Time to roll over....
See ya.
Don (Beach Boy)
Sun and Funland - Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 23:03:14 (EDT)
fun site
Chicken Head
- Monday, August 14, 2000 at 03:00:55 (EDT)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he thought he was a turkey and was desperately trying to get away from the notorious turkey shagger
Chicken Head
Chickenland - Saturday, July 29, 2000 at 18:10:10 (EDT)
Bok bok bok boaaaak bok bok
Davey G
Kentucky Bushey - Monday, July 24, 2000 at 11:23:08 (EDT)
pretty cool site,,
lods of fun ,, can get you out of those moods in a jiffy!!
girish lakhani
india - Monday, July 24, 2000 at 07:10:48 (EDT)
I feel like chicken tonight.
mike
Chickenland - Thursday, July 20, 2000 at 20:32:46 (EDT)
Your site is eggcellent!! Keep on clucking!!
Brad
Chickenland - Wednesday, July 05, 2000 at 12:49:40 (EDT)
I really enjoyed the musical intro, ah I remember the days... back in Zinzinnati doing the chicken dance, those were the days.....
rooster boy
usa - Tuesday, June 06, 2000 at 12:23:28 (EDT)
I was just pecking around, and found your coop.
This is eggsactly what the Internet needs. (Plus it keeps you Roosters off the streets at night, when the coyotes are prowling.)
Off to lay an egg somewhere else.....
Joe Cluck
United Steak (and Eggs) of America - Sunday, June 04, 2000 at 12:10:36 (EDT)
Here chicken chicken chicken...
Pauly G
Saturday, June 03, 2000 at 14:57:09 (EDT)
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