Gorilla Language
This guy went to the zoo one day. While he was standing in front of the
gorilla's enclosure, the wind gusted and he got some grit in his eye.
As he pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the particle, the gorilla went
crazy, bentthe bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came
to his senses, the zookeeper was anxiously bending over him, and as soon
as he was able to talk, he explained what had happened. The zookeeper
nodded and explained that in gorilla language, pulling down your eyelid
means "Fuck you". The explanation didn't make the gorilla's
victim feel any better and he vowed revenge.
The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party
horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried
to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, into which he tossed a hat,
a knife, and a party horn. Knowing that the big apes were natural mimics,
he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, and looked at the hat,
and put it on. Next he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla
picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife,
whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it neatly in two. The
gorilla looked at the knife in his cage, looked at his own crotch, and
pulled down his eyelid.
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