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8/15/04 Babbles ~ Redneck Diction Reference BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. (See Texas Alumni) Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are
ignert!" RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65." JU-HERE - a question. Usage: "Juhere 'bout Elvis bein' at the Falcon game?" HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert." SEED - verb, past tense. VIEW - contraction: verb & pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?" MARKINS - Noun. Citizens of the United States. Usage: "My fellow Markins..." FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far." BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Redneck words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!" |
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