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For all the Sober Kids in India
Written by Dietrich/Raffman on July 9 2004
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It’s July and you know what that means for Spain… no, not time to finally wipe sand out of their vagina about Iraq, that’ll never happen, it’s time for those dumb fucks to run with the bulls. What in the world posseses people to do this type of stupid shit…I don’t find it fun to run down a long street with thousands of others hoping that I don’t fall and get my ass run over. My only question for those Spanish pussies, unless your into this that kind of stuff, is why in the world would you want to run down a road with a chance to get a horn shoved up your ass… I just don’t see the point.
Anyways, Presidential Candidate John Kerry decided on his Running mate… John Edwards. I think the only people surprised by that shit was the New York Post. So what does John Edwards bring to the table, as the Kerry-Edwards campaign put it “good hair”. What a stupidass campaign idea, no one cares about their hair. You know what I care about, who would win in a boxing match between John Edwards and Dick Cheney. Seeings how they will “never throw down,” I’m forced to think that I would rather be represented by Bush and Dick rather than a pair of asses. (The Democratic symbol is an Ass…) Oh well, I guess we just need to sit back and wait until 2008 when we see Rudy Giuliani and Hillary Clinton go hand in hand.
How about Maria Sharapova … wow. It's about time that something good came out of Russia. This girl is smoking hot. She just won the lady's portion of Wimbledon. Anna Kournikova was hot, but she could play tennis about half as good as the fake nudes of her floating around the internet. I look forward to seeing more of here in the future… So there you have it, the daily spew from my wonderful head. Let me know what you think, I look forward to having to tell you what the world it really like… The forums are always open.
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