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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

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Yankerchief
Someone not too good at pulling the corks out of bottles of port, wine, and champers.
The yankerchief tried to pull out the cork but slipped, throwing the bottle across the room where it consequentially smashed.
Submitted by Tom Potter

A yard full of yarbage

Yarbage
An excessive amount of lawn decorations.
One ceramic gnome is cute, but 50 of them are just yarbage!!
Submitted by Steve A.

Yarden
My son would refer to the back yard as the yarden when he was little.
I want to go out to the yarden and smell the flowers.
Submitted by Cathi Boyd

Yargle
Sound made when yodelling and gargling at the same time.
He tried to yargle every morning.
Submitted by Bill Cox

Yawnese
The language of someone yawning and talking at the same time.
I'm sorry, could you repeat that, I don't speak yawnese.
Submitted by Chris

Yawnison
Yawning in unison.
Upon waking from their nap, the twinsd their mouths in yawnison.
Submitted by Amanda Ramsey

Yesternight
Yesterday's evening.
It happened yesternight.
Submitted by Katie Rohr

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Yibbling
To eat noisily.
His yibbling caused much distress to the people in the expensive restaurant.
Submitted by C. Jackson

Youthless
A young person who won't work.
I employed a young person for the job but he turned out to be youthless.
Submitted by Sue Slater

Yumulicious
Extremely delicious.
Wow, this pie is really yumulicious.
Submitted by Natalie Pepple

Yupstacle
Cross between a yuppie and an obstacle.
Although well intentioned, the yup-
stacles made another fine mess of a routine matter.
Submitted by H. Merlin

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