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Aaaaaabeduation
The practice of adding the letter 'A' to the beginning of a businees name so it appears at the beginning of the phone book.
The level of aaaaaaabeduation among tow service companies in Toronto makes me feel like laughing -- except when I need a tow.
Submitted by Bulent Akman
Absane
Absurd; insane.
The price of gas nowadays is just absane!
Submitted by Angie F.
Absodamnlutely
Yes, without one iota of doubt.
I'm absodamnlutely positive that I have two children.
Submitted by Betty Y. Smith
Absolete
Absolutely obsolete.
The use of a horse and buggy for general transport is absolete.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Absopollutely
Needs corrective attention, NOW!
The local creek was absopollutely choked with rubbish, and needed immediate cleaning up by the local council.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Absotively
Cross between absolutely and postitvely.
I'm absotively certain of that.
Submitted by Millie Meyer
Acquiescition
Something you acquire by acquiescing (submitting) to the will of another.
For letting Sally have her way, I have the acquiescition of the five dollars she gave me so I'd let her win.
Submitted by 'Da Dreher
Acriment
A "talk" designed to make one feel bad without actually chiding. Similar to a Nonversation.
After I forgot to do my homework, my English teacher pulled me aside and gave me an acriment.
Submitted by Renee Ham
Actigination
An active imaginationan.
That kid has an actigination that won't quit.
Submitted by Paula
Administrivia
Mundane details about company policies and procedures
It is often hard to get through the workday without getting bogged down with administrivia.
Submitted by Gordon B.
Adgrandising
The promotion of an advertisement or of advertising.
John wanted to keep the public channel commercial-free, but in the end the rest of the board felll under the spell of adgrandisement.
Submitted by Jiro Tomiyama
Adorkable
A dork, but also adorable.
My two dogs are adorkable.
Submitted by Jennifer
Againron
Being wary of investing.
I was reluctant to invest in the stock-market because I had lost before and didn't want it to happen againron.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Aggnoxious
When something obviously obnoxious becomes aggravating.
Watching somebody answer their cell phone during a movie is totally aggnoxious.
Submitted by Ryan
Agooglemus
A gargantuan mess made by a large group of people.
After the tomato fight there was the biggest agooglemus I've ever seen; there were even tomatoes hanging from a cloud.
Submitted by Charlene S.
Alagoreze
A new game in which you try to figure out what Al Gore is saying.
The new Alagoreze game is confusing, as the rules keep changing after the game has started.
Submitted by Emily C.
Ambimousterous
Use computer mouse adeptly with either hand.
A mouse on the left, a mouse on the right...How to click your mouse all night.
Submitted by M. Oetinger
Ambitextrous
Using both sides of your brain with equal ease in talking or writing.
He's an ambitextrous humor columnist.
Submitted by BZ Leonard
Animalphant
A tall, large-eared mammal of the animal kingdom with large ivory tusks.
If you think the animalphants are great wait till you see the kangorillas.
Submitted by Jessie DiV
Antibeanoflatuli
Flatulence that has overcome Beano™
Excuse me, I've got some antibeano-
flatuli coming on!
Submitted by Stephanie R.
Anxiousize
To make oneself anxious.
I always anxiousize before I take a test.
Submitted by Melea Brown
Anxstressity
The most horrible stress and anxiety!
High school is causing such anxtressity!
Submitted by EMMA!
Aphrosneeziac
Something that makes you sneeze.
Springtime, with all it's new flowers, is great, but it's also a powerful aphrosneeziac!
Submitted by Greg Slater
Applausiating
When someone gives themself so much credit its nausiating.
When ashley won he was applausiating.
Submitted by Mintyman
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Applecore
The state of being rad or unique (positive connotation).
That bag covered in buttons and patches is applecore!
Submitted by Rachel
Applelanche
A pile of apples tumbling to the floor.
I must have picked up the wrong apple from the fruit stand as I caused an applelanche.
Submitted by Mark Brennaman
Aquadextrous
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet off and on with your toes.
Sally is aquadextrous and adds more hot water to her bath by using her feet.
Submitted by Cindy
Aqualibrium
The ability to stay afloat.
She won't drown, she's got aqualibrium.
Submitted by Millie Meyer
Architorture
A once pleasant place having monster-size new development.
The beach bungalows were replaced by resort architorture.
Submitted by Erju Ackman
Arguvating
A combination of arguing and aggravating.
You are arguvating me!
Submitted by Kani
Ascared
Combination of afraid and scared -- to be used when in utmost fear.
Man!!! I'm so ascared!!!!
Submitted by Kenneth
A-Spare-us-the-gagus
My daughters name for asparagus,(spare us the gagus)!
Please Mom, tell me we're not having "Aspare-us-the-gagus" again!
Submitted by Laura Cole
Asteriskation
The act of putting an asterisk next to a word.
She is an expert in asteriskation*
* She always knows just where to put it.
Submitted by Rachael N.
Astrododgical
The inaccuracy of horoscopes.
I'm not sure I believe in horoscopes, they seem rather dodgy to me. In fact, they seem positively astrododgical.
Submitted by Julie Lewis
Atmosfear
Smog phobia.
The atmosfear drove them out of Los Angeles. They should've walked.
Submitted by John Elliott
Atrociousity
An atrocious atrocity.
You are an atrociousity.
Submitted by Rick Anthony Castaneda
Aurahead
Blonde psychic.
The advice I received from the Gypsy was totally unreliable so I figured she was just an aurahead.
Submitted by Ron
Authoritis
Syndrome that occurs while writing a long term paper. Symptoms include aching hand and wrists, along with rolling brain brownouts.
My authoritis flares up really bad around the end of each semester.
Submitted by Renee'
Autochondriac
A person who always thinks something is wrong with his car.
Our mechanic can send his daughter to college because my husband is an autochondriac.
Submitted by Debbie K.
Automagical
Working on its own. Don't ask me why.
My computer automagically remembers what time it is after I turn it off and back on.
Submitted by Fuzzy D. Bunny/Sparty
Awesomest
Very awesome; most awesome.
That's the awesomest shirt!
Submitted by Jordan
Awethorize
An emotion of wonder that is inspired by authority.
The President awethorized the Apollo program and the moon landing.
Submitted by John Elliott
Awffice
A certain government office that can be an awful place to visit.
I have to go to the IRS awffice.
Submitted by John Elliott
Axident
A mishap with an axe.
while watching the axtion, one of the ax-men had an axident; cutting off one of his toes.
Submitted by Greg Slater
Axtion
Work done by lumberjack.
I went to the State Fair to see some axtion by local wood-cutters.
Submitted by Greg Slater
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