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Ever Been This Pissed Off?
Written by Raffman on Febuary 3 2005
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today's front page update. We have all had bad dates...but this takes
the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the
"Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold ... and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It
was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met
before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late
that afternoon. They were driving back down
the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested
she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow
and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly
crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep
snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to
steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the
relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon
finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were glued
firmly against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles
immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It
was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the
humor she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance"! He came around
the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they
finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her
dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what
had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there
was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show ...
she took the prize hands down ... or perhaps that should be "pants down."
And you thought your first
date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to
being "pissed off."
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