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Tuesday, November 11th, Dietrich wakes up and realizes the day he's been counting down to has finally arrived. So how does he start it off? By blaring 50 Cent at 8 in the morning and changing the words to, "Go Jeremy, it's your birthday, it's your birthday, you're gonna party like it's your birthday...", and with Charlesng his door and responding with, "Dude, you're such a fag." So after a losing afternoon bout with a few bloody mary's on his toilet, we head over to the first bar of many, Sidetracks. Jeremy at this point is still classified as sober, although this obviously is about to change. We start off with a few beers, then Charles takes him outside onto the deck with a pitcher of beer and makes him lay on his back on top of the picnic table. Charles then proceeds to pouring the entire pitcher down Jeremy's throat, which basically jumpstarted the entire night. After clearing some of the budweiser out from his nose, we give the kid a couple shots of Goldschlager and Jose Cuervo before we hit the next bar. Now he's startin to really feel it, and we've only walked into bar #2, this one, Gatsby's. This is where the poo hits the proverbial fan for Jeremy, as guys are just bombarding him with shots. There was some jack, some more tequila, a backdraft, a few dead pirates, as well as a Brad Special, which consists of about 7 or 8 different types of liqour. Not only does the rampant puking begin, but also comes the "Spanglish". This kid probably said the phrase, "No es bien.", a few hundred thousand times throughout the course of the night, as well a few other ones that were so butchered that I can't even remember what they were, and neither can he.
So 8 or 9 shots later, we head out to get the Birthday Boy his Birthday Bagel from Winston, the man who Jenny McCarthy, Maxim, and Playboy have obsessed about for years and years. Well, as you can see from the pictures, Jeremy didn't get very far on his bagel. In fact, I don't even think he had one bite of it. He tried to, but never really accomplished it. After he finished his latest puking session, our ride arrived to take us to bar #3, which was also the last bar of the night, Pinch Penny. As we're driving, Jeremy is constantly spitting out the front, passenger-side window, thinking that they are all making it out of the vehicle. Well, Charles is sitting behind him, and he got absolutely bombarded with saliva to the face which I thought was fuckin hilarious, especially 'cause Jeremy had no clue what was going on. As we got to the bar, we ran into some problems because Jeremy was being hella stubborn that we take him home immediately, in english and spanglish. He never made it into the bar to get his "I Drank Like a Champion" birthday shirt, but he did happen to make it as far as the dumpster fence as you see him below in the pictures.
All in all, the night was a blast, and Jeremy had a great time as his drunk ass was all smiles all night long. He ended up sleepin next to the toilet, which was the kid's best friend that night. Enjoy the pictures, I wish I had more, but there was a battery issue I had to deal with. If any of you want a CD of all of them, the high-rez versions, just Email Me, or just ring me on my cell.
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