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Welcome to Chimpage: The strangest webpage officially in existence in Northwest Europe since the year 2001.
NEWS
New Audio Files!
Some new audio files have now been added to the Chimpage Radio page, including four fantastic episodes of Pirate Ports (the informative magazine show made by pirates for pirates!) and an episode of Chimpage News and a rare Chimpage advert! click
here..
Where are you?
Whilst you're visiting the site, show us where you are in the world and let us know what you think of the site too! Just visit the Guest Map:
The Monkey Witch Project
Watch our very own Monkey horror film (recommend you right click and save target as...)......click
here to watch it....
Humans: Insane Monkeys?
And you can still read Callum Keynes landmark paper about how the human race is nothing more than a huge group of insane monkeys. click
here..
American author Bucky Rea claims that:
Callum Keynes on Chimpage formulates a surprisingly strong logical argument for Why Humans Are Insane Monkeys link
Last Updated: 17th May 2004
THE
SMALLPRINT: Yes, even Chimpage has smallprint, and by god it's good! Firstly, let us just say that this website has no connection whatsoever with reality, so if for instance we were to pretend to be Morrissey of legendary Smiths fame then it's not actually true. Also, a lot of trouble has gone into the site, so it's hereby
COPYRIGHTED (yes, that's right - you heard me the first time). Don't steal this site's material. We have access to rabid monkeys and jugs of hot bovril so it's very unwise to rip us off, as a
small monkey force will invade your toilet and catch you off guard sooner or
later! Whilst we're here we might as well point out that no
monkeys, chimps or gorillas were harmed in the making of this website. Pity.
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