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If God had a long hair, and a goatee

And if his eyes were pretty glazed

If He looked spaced out would you buy His story

Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked

And yeah, yeah God smells good

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis?

Hit the bong like some of us?

Drove a tie dyed microbus

And He subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place, in the beginning

Did He plant any seeds?

Or did He put them there for Adam and Eve?

So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake

Was always offerin'

And Yeah, Yeah, God rolls great

And Yeah, Yeah, God smells good,

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis?

Do you s'pose he had a buzz

When he made the Platypus

When he created Earth our home..

Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones

And do you think He rolls His own?

Up there in Heaven on the throne.

And when the saints go marching home,

Maybe He sits and smokes a bone.