Welcome
to my corner of the web. If you're wondering what The House
of Rattling Phlegm is all about, then join the club, cos I'm
fucked if I know. I started the site in 1999, without any
idea what it was going to be, apart from using the webspace
to try bits of code out, and here we are in
2005
and I still haven't got a clue.
You will find all sorts of shit here, some good, some bad,
some useful, and most of it will probably be offensive.
I don't just want my input though. Feel free to add your own
things, add jokes to the database, add stories you've found,
register yourself on the message board.
OK
then, so there are 529 jokes in the database now. And
to show you what a generous kind of person I am I will give a prize to the person who
enters the 1000th joke.
I'm not sure what the prize is yet, so for all you
greedy bastards who just want to win something, you
will have to try your luck. I'm offering this prize
because I WANT YOUR JOKES. So c'mon, if you hear a
good joke, stick it on this site. - Master Phlegm.
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| Give yourself a giggle. Click on the
button below to get a random joke in a new window. You
can get a new joke every time you press the 'New Joke'
button, which is ideal if you don't want or can't
have the whole site on display (great if your at work).
Just keep pressing the button to get new jokes delivered
right in the cute little window. |
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Enjoy.
Master Phlegm
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| If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. |
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